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SlowLaneGuy

29 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
People tell me I have the sense of humor of a recovering coke addict.

"You're only tolerable because you're easy on the eyes."
-Ex-girlfriend(s)
What I’m doing with my life
School, work and Iron Man.
I’m really good at
Out-pontificating you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 10 Books: Thomas Pynchon - Against the Day, Thomas Pynchon - Gravity's Rainbow, Franz Kafka - The Trial, Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan, William Faulkner - Absalom! Absalom!, Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene, John Steinbeck - East of Eden, Cormac McCarthy - Blood Meridian, Tom Robbins - Another Roadside Attraction, Tom Robbins - Jitterbug Perfume

Top 10 Movies: The Fountain, Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Apocalypse Now, The Departed, Heat, Unforgiven, Oldboy, The Third Man

Current Top 10 Albums: My Bloody Valentine - MBV, Ka - Night's Gambit, Flying Lotus - When the Quiet Comes, Cowboy Junkies - The Trinity Sessions, Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid M.A.A.D. City, Sally Shapiro - Disco Romance, The Best of Brazilian Jazz, Green Day - Dookie, Mastodon - The Hunter, Lightning Bolt - Oblivion Hunter, Mazzy Star - She Hangs Brightly

Top 5 Cuisines: Greek, Ethiopian, Japanese, Thai, Indian

Top 6 Shows: Breaking Bad, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Critic, Fringe, News Radio, Family Guy
The six things I could never do without
Heavy metal, art and media, kindle, ipod, iphone, bike(s), running shoes, micros & macros, studded bracelets, competition, intellectual pursuits, museums, family, friends, good conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Edibles, hot tub and new music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think anything about me is sacred. Ask and ye shall receive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to meet.