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SlowLaneGuy

29 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Very outgoing, silly, eccentric, intelligent and passionate (often referred to by others as "opinionated") bohemian. Yes, bohemian. Seriously, you should see my room - it looks like something the unabomber can go to for solitude.

Though I have high book smarts, I have no practical knowledge. Let me put it this way: I'm great at math but haven't the faintest idea how to fill out a tax return.
What I’m doing with my life
School, work, sports, sports, SPORTS!
I’m really good at
Pretty much anything sports related. And I can pontificate like no other on a wide range of topics such as pop culture theory (I am an unapologetic Chuck Klosterman protege), literature, movies and music (total snob when it comes to the arts), human anatomy, physiology, kinesiology and nutrition. I am also pretty disciplined: I can study for hours on end without any distractions. Just give me a big pot of coffee and a good Pandora playlist and I can get shit done.
The first things people usually notice about me
My arms. If I'm wearing a jacket, then my blonde hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 10 Books: Thomas Pynchon - Against the Day, Thomas Pynchon - Gravity's Rainbow, Franz Kafka - The Trial, Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan, William Faulkner - Absalom! Absalom!, Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene, John Steinbeck - East of Eden, Cormac McCarthy - Blood Meridian, Tom Robbins - Another Roadside Attraction, Tom Robbins - Jitterbug Perfume

Top 10 Movies: The Fountain, Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Apocalypse Now, The Departed, Heat, Unforgiven, Oldboy, The Third Man

Current Top 10 Albums: My Bloody Valentine - MBV, Ka - Night's Gambit, Flying Lotus - When the Quiet Comes, Cowboy Junkies - The Trinity Sessions, Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid M.A.A.D. City, Sally Shapiro - Disco Romance, The Best of Brazilian Jazz, Green Day - Dookie, Mastodon - The Hunter, Lightning Bolt - Oblivion Hunter, Mazzy Star - She Hangs Brightly

Top 5 Cuisines: Greek, Ethiopian, Japanese, Thai, Indian

Top 6 Shows: Breaking Bad, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Critic, Fringe, News Radio
The six things I could never do without
There are many things I can't live without, so I'm going for more than 6: Heavy metal (all kinds), art (all kinds), kindle, ipod, iphone, bike(s), running shoes, coffee, hummus, oatmeal, grilled chicken breast, Quest Bars, protein shakes, studded bracelets, competition, intellectual pursuits, museums, family, friends, good conversation, edibles, branch chain amino acids, actin and myosin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, food, when I can study next, when David Lynch is going to make another goddamn movie, what the hell is with this folk craze?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping because I have been up since 7.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think anything about me is sacred. Ask and ye shall receive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like physical activity, spending too much money on good coffee, armchair philosophizing, hating on conservatism or doing blow off of a Bible on Valentine's Day while dressed like Peg Bundy...seriously, is anyone even reading this shit?