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Slyasafox81

33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Curtis and yes, I admit it, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Does anyone actually read this part?

I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part. Later on in my life an ex-girlfriend would say, “100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”

I grew up in a blue collar family in Washington DC and I’ll never turn back…because I’m afraid I’ll turn to salt.

I’m a fun and honest guy and I have an awesome job as a graphic designer. In person I’m fairly shy when it comes to approaching random women…so that’s why I’m hiding behind this computer. And because my skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight. But seriously, I'm at a point in my life where meeting women at work isn't an option and most of my friends are married. Oh and I live in Indiana. So, here I am.

I’m a fairly talented guy.....I grew up heavily involved in music and sports. I even traveled around the country at one point with a musical group (probably not the kind you're thinking of), performing in different cities. Nowadays I funnel my creativity through work and through my guitar, when I have time.

Also, I am not a total fat ass. I try to exercise 3-4 days a week and I like staying active. And, I usually eat healthy, well....fairly healthy (lets not talk about that carton of Chunky Monkey I destroyed the other night, shhh).

Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.

Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time.

So, If you want my body and you think I’m sexy…
Come on, sugar, let me know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chiseled jawline.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What kind of sandwich I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not on this site!
You should message me if
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You're tired of dating bozos.