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Slycat1111

46 M Studio City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, so this it what feels like to be put in a box. So as i was saying... I love to find humor in everything. It's the best way to cope when life can seem so ridiculous. BTW, I do not like being put in a box.

I'm a huge music fan and can often be seen checking out a live band or hitting one of the bigger venues. I enjoy cooking for my friends and entertaining at home as well as having a nice meal at one of the fine eating establishments here in L.A.
I'm also into taking little road trips, silly banter, hiking, irony, TV Land, mockery (both self and straight up),song writting (really), mindless defense of the undefensible, Sunday afternoon naps... actually naps in general, Karma, and of course: Peace, Love and Understanding. Oh! And those Bagel Crisp things you get at the store...way better than crackers.

As a person, I consider myself to be open minded, I'm always looking for ways to expand my horizons and grow. So if you wanna share a laugh or two and discuss the meaning of life, you know where to find me.

I am silly, charming, and bold
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is good! Feels like I'm heading in the right direction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm really good at things. That and correcting other
peoples posture. Actually I'm really good at being diplomatic...
finding common ground to solve a problem. My friends call me
Switzerland, because I never take sides. I'm good at seeing both
sides of a coin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People mistake me for Jon Stewart.... All... the .... time. I need to figure out how to make some $$ off of this!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho,any Tom Robbins and a lot of non-fiction lately. The God Father (those are my peeps!) Frida, Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, Young Frankenstein... Radiohead, Wilco, The National, Atoms for Peace right now, everything from Cash to White Stripes. Food, I'll try anything once. I love Sushi and Italian.

TV: Lost, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about the six I COULD do without:

Flakes
Rudeness
Excessive C02 emissions (from either end!)
Whiners
The Conservative moment
Religion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of the planet and the human race. Perceptions and how they can be made or broken. War. History, nature. The Universe and how it works (have you ever watched "The Universe" On the History ch.? Good stuff.

Karma
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
riiight. You'll just have to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to giggle, you take life seriously, but not yourself. You are not mean, however wit and sarcasm are much appreciated!