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SmartAsparagus

25 M Nottingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The truth is: I don't particulary enjoy asparagus.

Open minded, honest and straightforward, fit and travelled. Arrogant at the surface, loving below, not-yet-where-I-want-to-be-in-life at the ground.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have lived and worked in five countries in the past three years: India, Germany, Italy, Japan, UK
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dogville, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind (sorry, I am easily impressed by everything involving Nobel Prices)

electronica/IDM, tech house, psytrance, classical & minimal classic, jazz, good pop music, prog rock, ambient, world music, latin dances.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sun, problem to solve, piano, laptop, protein powder, text books

But why things? More important: people. Long term friends, family and getting to know new people, including the joy of dating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, Sex and Relationships; Black Holes and Quantum Gases; Intelligence; Nutrition; Society.

What is it that makes me happy now or later or always? What is it that makes others happy now or later or always?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It is a warm summer night. The purple sun went down a few hours ago. The two of us are walking along the water, beautifully shimmering in the pale moonlight like mercury. You are holding a bottle of red wine in the hand which you have not yet put around my waist. Not too expensive, but very fine taste nevertheless. The glittering windows of the city, far out, are competing againt the stars in the sky. Who we are? We don't know, but it doesn't matter. The sound of a distant ship horn mixes with that of the wind, a light breeze, and suddenly you smell my scent. We are in the moment; and we are happy. We have escaped the fast, concrete world. And we are close, and we feel the connection. All makes sense, suddenly. And we want to be. Even closer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I intrigue you. Be direct.

I'll write back if you intrigue me, too.

There are no mandatory criteria but one: You are smarter than most people - (usually I can tell from your profile). Only exception from this: You are an emotional type and extraordinarily pretty.