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Smart_Suka

27 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a beer brewing, thrill seeking, paranormal investigating, computer building, adventure pursuing geek with a dual degree in Information Systems and in Accounting. (I have no idea why I decided to get a degree in bean counting...I hate it.) There's a whole world out there and I'm setting out to conquer and explore it, right after I finish building my Minecraft traps for my friends.

Summarized in three words I believe I'm an unconventional, hipster-matic, goofball. I'm becoming an uber nerd with an affinity for computers. I like unconventional movies, music, books, and thoughts. Also, I like changing my look around. Because I can.

By the way...it bothers me my profile says, "More arrogant" as one of my top personality traits...I don't think I am. I hope I'm not. I see myself as confident in who I am, not arrogant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Play on the internet, build the internet, support the internet, and when I had my fill of internet I go turn everything off and meditate....or read a book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing Google searches...Your results said you're one of my stalkers
Using the proper, your and you're...just look above^^^
Driving Fast...slow people annoy me
Talking to strangers...sometimes they give me candy
Making Beer...sometimes it TASTE like candy
Dirty jokes....because the clean ones aren't as much fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt....don't pretend you weren't looking I caught you. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Stand, Sphere, Brew-master's Bible, Of Mice and men, Timeline, Invisible Monsters, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Choke, The Harry Potter Series.

Current book is LPI LINUX CERTIFICATION IN A NUTSHELL you know for a little "light" reading and Game of Thrones - Clash of Kings. Please tell me you enjoy reading, if not I'm afraid you're not worth my time until you turn the tv off and put the video games down for a little while and pick up a book.

Movies: Any movie that has a good twist, I'm not going to list them because if you haven't seen them and I want to watch it with you then you'll know a twist will come at one point or another. =D

Music: I like a lot of music, so I'll just put what my current trend is:
ElectricSwing, or HouseSwing if you don't know what it is go do a search for Carvan Palace on youtube pronto!

Food: Italian, Greek, Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, & German Food all sits well in my stomach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer....I'm Irish/German, and my DNA requires ample beer.
2. My freakin' awesome family....we're all somewhat insane.
3. Reddit...my addiction and my secret lover....shhh
4. Friends for drinking buddies...only "alcoholics drink alone"
5. You know that activity used for reproduction....I like it for leisure preferably with you...maybe.
6. My Honda Civic SI ...and having the moon roof open to look at the stars. (but damn the gas prices are hurting me :'( )

Oh also as seen in number 6, how do you end a sentence inside of parenthesis when it it ends with a emoticon?

If you know please help me out because this ---> :() <---looks like a monkey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Questions that there are no easy answer to like:

Magnets, how do they work?

I wonder how many out of state travelers, go down the highway I live by in a day?

Or how many people in San Antonio are having orgasms at this very moment...and how many are being faked?

If I could travel 100x faster than the speed of light what are all the things I could see in the universe before I die?

What will the future will be like in 10 years, 15 years, or even 20 years?

I wonder what the end of the world is like...and if I'll live to get to see what all the fuss is about, or maybe I'll be taken during "rapture". I guess we'll find out in 2012. ;)

Why is it that so many women from OKC put that they are bi-sexual and curvy on here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably a paranormal investigation, playing pool, playing PS3 with my little bro, playing poker, going out to a bar and dancing my ass off...even though I can't dance, or maybe even just relaxing at home trying to recover from the awesome days that come before and after Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I moderate some pretty large controversial subreddits.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take life too seriously, but yet just serious enough. Or you should message me if you read this entire profile in my incredibly sexy voice and got so turned on from my irresistible charm that you would die if you didn't at least send me a hello, hi, or a howdy doody.