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Smartiboo

35 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly), Welsh

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
1/8 Welsh, 3/8 English, 1/4 Mainland Greek, and 1/4 Wallachian (Hellenized).

I'm looking for a girl-friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not much; but I really want a nice girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dunno.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dunno.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Forget it man, I just want a nice girlfriend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
....how to get myself a really nice-looking girlfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...wanting a nice girlfriend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like a nice girlfriend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you satisfy the following criteria:

1) Ethnicity : White (of Germanic descent).
2) Height : 5'9.5" +
3) Eye colour : Green (or Blue, Hazel, Purple, Grey, Amber).
4) Hair colour : (Natural colour) Red, Blonde, Brunette, Black.
5) Breast size : Nice shape is compulsory. Size not relevant.
6) Backside : Size+shape relevant. Must be on the large side.
7) Body : Waist-to-hip ratio important. Good bone structure essential. Surface-fat not relevant.

I like the looks of Scandinavian people, like Icelandics, Sweedishers, Finnlanders, Denmarkians, and I like Germanians too, and Netherlandians (man they are tall)....Americans are alright as well. Oh, and English people....Lest we forget from whence we came...