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Smartiboo

35 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly), Welsh

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My self-summary
1/8 Welsh, 3/8 English, 1/4 Mainland Greek, and 1/4 Wallachian (Hellenized).

I'm looking for a girl-friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Not much; but I really want a nice girlfriend.
The six things I could never do without
Forget it man, I just want a nice girlfriend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
....how to get myself a really nice-looking girlfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
...wanting a nice girlfriend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would like a nice girlfriend.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you satisfy the following criteria:

1) Ethnicity : White (of Germanic descent).
2) Height : 5'9.5" +
3) Eye colour : Green (or Blue, Hazel, Purple, Grey, Amber).
4) Hair colour : (Natural colour) Red, Blonde, Brunette, Black.
5) Breast size : Nice shape is compulsory. Size not relevant.
6) Backside : Size+shape relevant. Must be on the large side.
7) Body : Waist-to-hip ratio important. Good bone structure essential. Surface-fat not relevant.

I like the looks of Scandinavian people, like Icelandics, Sweedishers, Finnlanders, Denmarkians, and I like Germanians too, and Netherlandians (man they are tall)....Americans are alright as well. Oh, and English people....Lest we forget from whence we came...