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SmartyInPants

32 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like Ismailis, Israelis, Lebanon, Arabic, Hebrew, Sincerity, Irony, Sincere Irony, Ironic Sincerity, Poetry, Truth, the Druze, the Jews, the News.

I also like conversation with smart people and learning from people who are passionate about their interests.

I am witty, feminist, and the world's worst dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
I am the count. Because I really looooove to count. Pills that is! In a pharmacy! Outside of work, hanging out with other midwesterners in DC, talking about all the casseroles we'd like to make with cans of soup and saltines.

Playing my cello in a holiday band.

Reading about famous, awesome ladies of the past.

Trying to find some kind of balance.
I’m really good at
Listening, overthinking, pop cultural analysis. Sleeping in, drinking coffee, wasting time before time wastes me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freakishly big eyes, my snorty laugh, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Basic Eight, Adverbs, Watch Your Mouth, The Series of Unfortunate Events, The Great Gatsby, Anna Karenina, Valley of the Dolls, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Master and Margarita, We Need to Talk About Kevin, The Position, Gilead, Love in a Dead Language, Persuasion, About a Boy, Consider the Lobster, The Left Hand of Darkness, The Harrys Potter, The Gods Themselves, The Post-Birthday World, The Magicians, Beautiful People, Never Let Me Go, The Hunger Games, Possession, Emily of New Moon, Emily Climbs, Emily's Quest

Movies: Girls Will Be Girls, Saved, Secretary, Late Marriage, Big Fish, All About my Mother, Casablanca, M., Hard Candy, Winter's Bone, The Hurt Locker, The Queen, Clueless, 10 Things I Hate About You, Wet Hot American Summer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Let the Right One In

TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Veronica Mars, Nip/Tuck, Big Love, Bewitched, 90210, Dawson's Creek, The Inbetweeners, Green Wing, Arrested Development, Mad Men, True Blood, Nurse Jackie, The X-Files, Game of Thrones, Being Human, Misfits, Doctor Who, Sugar Rush, Fringe

Music: Tori Amos, The Smiths, New Order, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The hits of the eighties wherein boys wear makeup, Regina Spektor, The Drowsy Chaperone, Avenue Q, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Joni Mitchell, That Dog, They Might be Giants, Simon and Garfunkel, Nicki Minaj, Adele, Idan Raichel Project, Izabo, Ivri Lider, Ninet, Darling Mud, Q.E.D.

Food: I will try anything once. Seriously, I've eaten balut. But favorites: eggplant "liver," sabich, A big fluffy salad with plenty of cheese, spiedes, beets and skordalia, seafood pizza from pizza papalis, paneer, baked beans at breakfast, popcorn chickpeas, roasted cauliflower, avocado, a tall glass of wine.
The six things I could never do without
I was reading someone's profile that noted that it assumes the existence of a lot of sociopaths for all of us to put down our friends and family. And I personally find answers like "oxygen" and "water" eyeroll inducing. So aside from the necessities and the givens (and not in order):

1. cheese 2. garlic 3. coffee 4. books/my nook 5. ladyblogging and 6. comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lebanon, The Baha'is, TV shows, my friends and family, feminism, LGBT issues and social justice more generally, how many students there are at hogwarts, the works of Lucy Maud Montgomery, theoretical housecleaning
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's be real, it's this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KYHLLIRYk

Or hanging out with friends, or better together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In real life, I'm a master of the over-share, not so much to the internet at large.

This is me, winking at you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My7HaXp1Sq4
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've actually read my profile. If you haven't, chances are you and I aren't looking for the same thing. Relationships are founded on friendships, and you can't have a friendship without some common interests.

If you're kind to people and animals and passionate about something, I'll definitely consider it. I am not looking for anything very casual, I pretty much have that covered. I am looking for love. I am not entirely sure how I want that love to look, and I'm open to suggestion, but if you know at the outset that you can't or don't want that, it's probably best if we just don't.