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SmartyPantsSam

39 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a super laid back urban-dwelling gentleman from the Midwest who just moved to Seattle a short while ago. My life took a wide left turn shortly after and I've managed to free myself from continuing to enrich super-mega-evil corporations and use my life to do things that really matter.
I tend to be an open-minded person who is very liberal in ideation but tend to look and act fairly conservative at first glance. A lot of my friends tend to be eccentric and I'm proud to be accepting of everyone for who they are and greatly value diversity. I recently found my voice through collaborative and participatory art so I spend a lot of time exploring that as of late.
At the end of the day, I'm looking to meet people that can hold up their end of a conversation and that can dig me for who I am. I'm extremely picky about who I want to be with romantically, but it has nothing to do with looks and everything to do with substance. I see through phonies fast and I don't stand for bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making interactive art.
Volunteering in the community.
Building my consulting business that's focused on helping non-profits and artist-based businesses
Walking and hiking with my big goofy dog.
Hanging out with colorful friends.
Always challenging myself to do better today than I did yesterday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Multi-tasking
Math
Making plans that don't always get carried out
Listening
abusing parentheticals
being a smartass (better than being a dumbass, no?)
Making funny voices and cracking corny jokes to make someone smile.
reading people
appreciating art
Finding wisdom in the unlikliest of places.
Appreciating life and the subtle nuiances that make it rich and colorful.
Overcoming the obstacles between where I am and where I want to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My midwestern farmboy genetics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have so many ever changing tastes that I can't possibly list them all.
In books, movies and the occasional TV show I especially like anything well written with witty dialogue and non-obvious plotlines. I don't watch much TV except for the occasional episode of something on Netflix
A few movies I like: Heist (the one directed by Mamet), Memento, Snatch, Trainspotting and anything by Quentin Tarantino or the Coen brothers.
I always feel like I should spend more time reading actual books and less info off the net. When I do I often read stuff like Dean R. Koontz, John Grisham, Robin Cook, Steven King, Kinky Friedman, Michael Connelly and Anne Rice. I also like reading about ways to better myself in a myriad of ways.
I love all kinds of food and I'm extremely adventurous when it comes to ethnic cuisine. I love to cook when there's someone else around to help eat. Most people are surprised at how well I can cook.
There is music that I don't really enjoy, but not much. I'll go listen to just about anyone live and love it (nasally country grates on my nerves, though). I love to go dancing to EDM and listen to more of it these days.
When I have the inclination I listen to podcasts like Savage Love, Freakonomics, This American Life and Snap Judgement.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Organic Whole Bean Fair Trade Coffee
Collaborative Art
Science
My goofy good-natured dog
My entire family, people that I'm related to and friends that I choose to be my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How lucky I am to be where I am and have what I have
Mental To-Do Lists (that I'm always behind on)
How to get where I want to be
How I can grow my business and truly make a difference in the world
My next art project
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's nothing really typical for me. I tend to get invited to a lot of events, shows and parties so I do that. Or nothing at all, as it suits me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My real name isn't Sam
You should message me if
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If any of this resonates with you at all.