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SmartyPantsSam

38 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a super laid back urban-dwelling gentleman from the Midwest who just moved to Seattle to take advantage of an awesome opportunity to live my dream. I'm passionate at what I do and am extremely good at it, but you probably don't want to hear the details unless you have insomnia or are very technically inclined. I'm sarcastic, genuine, honest to a fault and I use big words (and occasionally bad ones).
I tend to be an open-minded person who is very liberal in ideation but tend to look and act fairly conservative at first glance. A lot of my friends tend to be artistic and eccentric and I'm proud to be accepting of everyone for who they are and greatly value diversity. Given the analytic nature of my work I need the right-brain stimulation of art, music, theater, books, and colorful people to balance it out.
At the end of the day, I'm looking to meet someone that can hold up their end of a conversation and that can dig me for who I am.
I'm extremely picky about who I want to be with, but it has nothing to do with superficiality and everything to do with substance. I see through phonies fast and usually don't even waste my time calling them on it.
I think I'm complex. Some say complicated.
What I’m doing with my life
Walking around with a grin on my face because I'm living the dream.
Volunteering in the community.
Walking and hiking with my big goofy dog.
Hanging out with colorful friends.
Always challenging myself to do better today than I did yesterday.
I’m really good at
Multi-tasking
Math
Making plans.
Listening
abusing parentheticals
being a smartass (better than being a dumbass, no?)
Making funny voices and cracking corny jokes to make someone smile.
reading people
appreciating art
getting animals to like me.
Finding wisdom in the unlikliest of places.
Appreciating life and the subtle nuiances that make it rich and colorful.
Overcoming the obstacles between where I am and where I want to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
My midwestern farmboy genetics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have so many ever changing tastes that I can't possibly list them all.
In books, movies I especially like anything well written with witty dialogue and non-obvious plotlines. I don't watch much TV except for the occasional episode of something on Netflix
A few movies I like: Heist (the one directed by Mamet), Memento, Snatch, Trainspotting and anything by Quentin Tarantino or the Coen brothers.
I have friends in a few small local theater companies, so I enjoy going to support their art.
I usually have no less than 3 books going at a time. I often read stuff like Dean R. Koontz, John Grisham, Robin Cook, Steven King, Kinky Friedman, Michael Connelly and Anne Rice. I just found my copy of Gulag Archipelago and am working on it again. I also like reading about ways to better myself in a myriad of ways.
I love all kinds of food and I'm extremely adventurous when it comes to ethnic cuisine. I try to cook vegetarian as much as I can, but it's difficult to find recipes that I like, though I make some wicked stuffed peppers. I call garlic and onions sauteed in olive oil the "holy trinity". It's insanely tasty, good for you and it keeps the breath mint companies in business. Not liking sushi is a serious negative. I won't call it a deal-breaker, but it's close.
There is music that I don't really enjoy, but not much. I'll go listen to anyone live and love it. I love the blues and blues inspired music which is just about everything in one way or another (nasally country grates on my nerves, though). On any given day I could be listening to just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Organic Whole Bean Fair Trade Coffee
Other people's art
Math and Science
My goofy good-natured dog
My entire family, members that I'm related to and friends that I choose to be my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How lucky I am to be where I am
Mental To-Do Lists (that I'm always behind on)
Work (altogether too much)
How to get where I want to be
How to get out and make more friends. I have a lot already, but you can never have too many.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's nothing really typical for me. I am usually recharging my batteries and clearing out my mind. Often a friend will call me up and ask "Hey want to (insert random activity)" I almost always say yes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can eschew the usual bullshit and just be yourself.
You can and want to have an intelligent conversation. Often.
You're positive and enthusiastic about life
You're looking for a guy that can keep up with your sharp wit and sarcasm.
You often try new things just to try them.
You're an unrepenting peace and love hippy.