I guess above all else I'm terrified of regrets so I use that fear to experience everything I can. At least, that's what I tell myself when I decide to go out until 5am on a Monday night... Anyway, other than that, I'm pretty much an oxymoron. I love nothing more than having an amazing night on the town or staying in with an Arrested Development marathon (that show will never get old). I love high heels and bare feet. Skinny jeans and sweat pants. Cooking breakfast and takeout. I'm addicted to my phone but I'm technologically impaired. I'm really social but could stay in with someone awesome all night. I could go on but if you haven't figured out what an oxymoron is then you should probably stop reading and never talk to me. Harsh? My bad. (Also I'm incredibly nice and thoughtful but kind of a sarcastic **** sometimes).
Ways to impress me: correct use of the English language (that includes punctuation, spelling, grammar etc.), sense of humor (self deprecating, sarcastic, silly...), appreciation of alliteration (See? Silly!), man's man (I'm not really into that whole metrosexuality thing. Also, and mildly unrelated, if you need a chaser for a shot, I will mock you), finally possessing blue eyes and being brunette never hurts ;) (I don't know why I did that. I hate smileys).