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Smash-asaurus

26 F Jersey City, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think this section is a little self indulgent and mildly annoying however how often are you allowed to just brag about yourself?

I guess above all else I'm terrified of regrets so I use that fear to experience everything I can. At least, that's what I tell myself when I decide to go out until 5am on a Monday night... Anyway, other than that, I'm pretty much an oxymoron. I love nothing more than having an amazing night on the town or staying in with an Arrested Development marathon (that show will never get old). I love high heels and bare feet. Skinny jeans and sweat pants. Cooking breakfast and takeout. I'm addicted to my phone but I'm technologically impaired. I'm really social but could stay in with someone awesome all night. I could go on but if you haven't figured out what an oxymoron is then you should probably stop reading and never talk to me. Harsh? My bad. (Also I'm incredibly nice and thoughtful but kind of a sarcastic cunt sometimes).

Ways to impress me: correct use of the English language (that includes punctuation, spelling, grammar etc.), sense of humor (self deprecating, sarcastic, silly...), appreciation of alliteration (See? Silly!), man's man (I'm not really into that whole metrosexuality thing. Also, and mildly unrelated, finally possessing blue eyes and being brunette never hurts ;) (I don't know why I did that. I hate smileys).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Messing it up. But I guess what they mean is professionally. And that is events managing. You could ask about that later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching TV marathons, balancing things on my head, making people feel good about themselves, walking in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, legs, and ability to take shots without wincing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me when you message me. Let's leave some mystery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my iPhone
2. my friends
3. Chinese food
4. Water
5. Jameson
6. New York City
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next meal is. Food is really important to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. My Friday nights take place on Mondays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty much an open book. Ask me almost anything and I'll answer honestly. I have little to no shame. Go on. Try me ;)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you'd like to get to know me. I feel like this question is redundant.