Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think this section is a little self indulgent and mildly annoying
however how often are you allowed to just brag about
I guess above all else I'm terrified of regrets so I use that fear
to experience everything I can. At least, that's what I tell myself
when I decide to go out until 5am on a Monday night... Anyway,
other than that, I'm pretty much an oxymoron. I love nothing more
than having an amazing night on the town or staying in with an
Arrested Development marathon (that show will never get old). I
love high heels and bare feet. Skinny jeans and sweat pants.
Cooking breakfast and takeout. I'm addicted to my phone but I'm
technologically impaired. I'm really social but could stay in with
someone awesome all night. I could go on but if you haven't figured
out what an oxymoron is then you should probably stop reading and
never talk to me. Harsh? My bad. (Also I'm incredibly nice and
thoughtful but kind of a sarcastic cunt sometimes).
Ways to impress me: correct use of the English language (that
includes punctuation, spelling, grammar etc.), sense of humor (self
deprecating, sarcastic, silly...), appreciation of alliteration
(See? Silly!), man's man (I'm not really into that whole
metrosexuality thing. Also, and mildly unrelated, possessing blue
eyes and being brunette never hurts ;) (I don't know why I did
that. I hate smileys).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Messing it up. But I guess what they mean is
professionally. And that is events managing. You can ask about that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching TV marathons, balancing things on my head, making people
feel good about themselves, walking in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, legs, and ability to take shots without wincing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me when you message me. Let's leave some mystery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my iPhone
2. my friends
3. Chinese food
6. New York City
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next meal is. Food is really important to me.
Also what door of the subway I have to walk to to get off right at
the stairs. I'm really annoying about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. My Friday nights take place on Mondays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty much an open book. Ask me almost anything and I'll
answer honestly. I have little to no shame. Go on. Try me ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to get to know me. I feel like this question is
Also if you think sausage is better than bacon. Don't get me wrong.
Bacon is amazing on burgers and sandwiches but as far as breakfast
meats are concerned, sausage is where it's at.
P.S. I will not respond to anyone who messages me "Oh so you like
sausage..." Or anything of the sort. Come on guys, you're better
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