I guess above all else I'm terrified of regrets so I use that fear to experience everything I can. At least, that's what I tell myself when I decide to go out until 5am on a Monday night... Anyway, other than that, I'm pretty much an oxymoron. I love nothing more than having an amazing night on the town or staying in with an Arrested Development marathon (that show will never get old). I love high heels and bare feet. Skinny jeans and sweat pants. Cooking breakfast and takeout. I'm addicted to my phone but I'm technologically impaired. I'm really social but could stay in with someone awesome all night. I could go on but if you haven't figured out what an oxymoron is then you should probably stop reading and never talk to me. Harsh? My bad. (Also I'm incredibly nice and thoughtful but kind of a sarcastic cunt sometimes).
Ways to impress me: correct use of the English language (that includes punctuation, spelling, grammar etc.), sense of humor (self deprecating, sarcastic, silly...), appreciation of alliteration (See? Silly!), man's man (I'm not really into that whole metrosexuality thing. Also, and mildly unrelated, possessing blue eyes and being brunette never hurts ;) (I don't know why I did that. I hate smileys).
2. my friends
3. Chinese food
6. New York City
Also what door of the subway I have to walk to to get off right at the stairs. I'm really annoying about it.
Also if you think sausage is better than bacon. Don't get me wrong. Bacon is amazing on burgers and sandwiches but as far as breakfast meats are concerned, sausage is where it's at.
P.S. I will not respond to anyone who messages me "Oh so you like sausage..." Or anything of the sort. Come on guys, you're better than that.