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24 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:53am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Has dogs
English, Polish (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do I have to like hiking to be on okcupid? Sorry, I don't have any mandatory hiking photos :(

Just another uw grad. Just started a big boy job, so I'm excited about my career.

I want to be as stoked on life as my dog is when we play frisbee.

I'm slowly editing and adding to this. Eventually this will become my dating oevre, my manifesto. Just wait. It'll be glorious.

My mom thinks I'm pretty cool, and she's a trustworthy lady.

I'm open to the idea of dating, but I'm mostly looking to make some new friends since seattle is so great for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting the whole "adulting" thing, with mixed results

I work in HR systems/ the leadership development sphere of things- I know, sets your loins ablaze

Right now that pays the bills, but my goal for the near future is establishing myself in corporate writing

Long term I'm hoping not to fail miserably in life. Verdict is still out on that one
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making situations hilariously awkward, sounding way smarter in writing than in person, not understanding why people 3 states away show up as matches for me, cracking dad jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chiseled physique, or the gaggles of scantily clad women clinging to my arms on a constant basis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fahrenheit 451, Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, A Short History of Nearly Everything and Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson, Sophie's World, various works of Josef Conrad (gotta represent the Polaks!)
Movies: City of God is probably my favorite movie. But some of my other favorites include Reservoir Dogs, cheesy martial arts movies like Shogun Assassin, and some other randoms, including Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, The Usual Suspects, Tarantino Movies, Lynch movies, etc.
Music: Wu-tang Clan, Curren$y, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler the Creator, C.L. Smooth, Rakim, Cyhi da Prynce, Eminem Nujabes, Kool G Rap, Gang Starr (R.I.P. Guru :( ), Mos Def, Talib Kweli, J. Cole, Kendrick, kanye, fuck, like everything.
Food: Japanese is my favorite, some nice Polish home cooking does the trick too :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every girl's middle name is Marie.

That random sound speakers make when your phone is about to go off in the vicinity.

When my mixtape drops, and how fire it's gonna be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sippin' on coke and rum, it's like so what I'm drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, me, my dad, and my brother built a snow-woman with huge boobs. Probably explains a lot about my sense of humor.
You should message me if
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You think pooping on company time is part of the American dream

If you are as nerdy about things like Oxford commas as I am

If you've got dope mermaid hair. I love that shit.