25 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
Do I have to like hiking to be on okcupid?

Just another UW grad. Just started at one of the "Big 4" tech companies, so I'm excited about my career.

I want to be as stoked on life as my dog is when we play frisbee.

My mom thinks I'm pretty cool, and she's a trustworthy lady.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting the whole "adulting" thing, with mixed results.

I work in HR systems/ the leadership development sphere of things- I know, sets your loins ablaze.

Right now that pays the bills, but my goal for the near future is establishing myself in corporate writing.

Long term I'm hoping not to fail miserably in life. Verdict is still out on that one.
I’m really good at
Making situations hilariously awkward, not understanding why people 3 states away show up as matches for me, cracking dad jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Fahrenheit 451, Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, A Short History of Nearly Everything and Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson, Sophie's World, various works of Joseph Conrad (gotta represent the Polaks!)
Movies: City of God is probably my favorite movie. But some of my other favorites include Reservoir Dogs, cheesy martial arts movies like Shogun Assassin, and some other randoms, including Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, The Usual Suspects, Tarantino Movies, Lynch movies, etc.
Music: Wu-tang Clan, Curren$y, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler the Creator, C.L. Smooth, Rakim, Cyhi da Prynce, Eminem Nujabes, Kool G Rap, Gang Starr (R.I.P. Guru :( ), Mos Def, Talib Kweli, J. Cole, Kendrick, Kanye, fuck, like everything.
Food: Japanese is my favorite, some nice Polish home cooking does the trick too :P
The six things I could never do without
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every girl's middle name is Marie.

That random sound speakers make when your phone is about to go off in the vicinity.

When my mixtape drops, and how fire it's gonna be

The "Beverly Hills Cop" theme
On a typical Friday night I am
Sippin' on coke and rum, it's like so what I'm drunk.
You should message me if
You think pooping on company time is part of the American dream

You want to join my smash mouth tribute band.

you wanna get lost and end up at a super divey bar at midnight on a Monday.