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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:45pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
When drinking
Dropped out of space camp
Has dogs
English, Polish (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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OK so I guess I'll update this in the year plus since I have...

Graduate of the University of Washington. Just started a big boy job, so I'm excited about my career.

I'm probably way more into Fifa/ club soccer in general than I should be... That being said, AC Milan all day!

I want to be as stoked on life as my dog is when we play frisbee.

I have a real soft spot for animals :\

I'm slowly editing and adding to this. Eventually this will become my dating oevre, my manifesto. Just wait. It'll be glorious.

I promise I won't try to send you pictures of my penis.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at that one online retailer in south lake union.

My backup plan? Drop out and pursue a professional career of dating rich women. :3
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making situations hilariously awkward, sounding way smarter in writing than in person, being on the honor roll of the school of thizzness, not understanding why people from three states away show up as matches for me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chiseled physique, or the gaggles of scantily clad women clinging to my arms on a constant basis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fahrenheit 451, Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, A Short History of Nearly Everything and Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson, Sophie's World, various works of Josef Conrad (gotta represent the Polaks!)
Movies: City of God is probably my favorite movie. But some of my other favorites include Reservoir Dogs, cheesy martial arts movies like Shogun Assassin, and some other randoms, including Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, The Usual Suspects, Tarantino Movies, Lynch movies, etc.
Music: Wu-tang Clan, Curren$y, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler the Creator, C.L. Smooth, Rakim, Cyhi da Prynce, Eminem (yeah I'm really that white. But make no mistake, I'm not into that new "Not Afraid" type radio garbage by him) Nujabes, Kool G Rap, Gang Starr (R.I.P. Guru :( ), Mos Def, Talib Kweli, J. Cole, MGMT, Lou Reed, Nirvana, Avenged Sevenfold, Armin Van Buuren, ATB, Pendulum, Datsik
Shows: Dr. Who, It's Always Sunny, Adventure Time (if you watch this show and are in need of a husband, message me bahaha)
Food: Japanese is my favorite, some nice Polish home cooking does the trick too :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone, internet, friends, family, my dog, and books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future... metaphysical things... Shakira.

Why every girl's middle name is Marie.

That random sound speakers make when your phone is about to go off in the vicinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making poor decisions and being okay with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a pretty massive lumberjack beard going until pretty recently. In fact, it's documented in all its glory on my license.
You should message me if
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You think pooping on company time is part of the American dream