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Smegshead

34 / F / Straight / Single

Leeds, United Kingdom

Her Details

Last Online
May 12
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
—
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Not really given to navel gazing.
What I’m doing with my life
As little as possible.
I’m really good at
Pretending to be more intelligent than I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
My inability to tell the difference between a dress and a top.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Robert Rankin and Terry Pratchett. Any Cohen Brothers film. Glee, Blackbooks and Father Ted.Levellers, Goldblade, Flogging Molly, Joanna Newson, Kate Bush, Kylie and Moloko.
The six things I could never do without
Scud missiles
Sun glasses
Cigarettes
Whisky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pissed
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a teenage werewolf.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You are not a total wanker, if you are just a wanker wellllll maybe.