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30 Alhambra, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Originally from San Francisco. I still miss the fog from time to time but the change is nice.

I enjoy working on myself - both mentally and physically. I'm constantly trying to evolve so what were my ideas ten years before, a year before, a month before, or even a second before may no longer hold true. Investing in yourself is the single best investment. The possibilties are endless and even the sky won't be able to hold you back. I'm 30 now but I am in a better physical and mental state today than when I was 25 or even 20.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Volunteer to help kids slowly dominate the world two days a week.

Punch, kick, knee, and elbow inanimate and animated objects four to five days a week.

Coordinate, hire, and supervise individuals I can barely communicate with besides body language and hand gestures. Yes, aliens from outer space.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Checking to see if you have boogers in you nose.

Noticing if you have toilet paper stuck to your shoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't...I'm a damn good ninja. They do get a whiff of my cologne when I ninja-by though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dr Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you mean. Because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind."

I'm a sucker for comedies, biographies, and documentaries: Shrek, Home Alone, Lord of War, The Aviator, and American Zeitgeist.

There is a Chinese saying that we eat everything with four legs, except tables and chairs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Hard work
2) Toilet paper
3) Laughter
4) Optimism
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually pretending to be a Target employee. I put on a red polo and khakis and walk into a random Target. I am aimlessly walking down the aisles and the store without a shopping cart or basket. The following dialogue usually ensues:
Customer: "Where is the dog food located?"
Me: "That is a damn good question. A damn good question. *high five*. Let me know when you find it."
Customer: "I'm going to report you to your manager! What is your name?"
Me: "Go right ahead."
I then proceed to push over an aisle of toilet paper and storm out of the Target.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I pee in the least I aim for the drain?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't party and get drunk every weekend or every other weekend.

your life's purpose is greater than getting likes, comments, or followers on your social media accounts

you can handle jokes/sarcasm/honesty

you realized I was not being serious in some of my details and answers