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Smellaasaurus

30 M Alhambra, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Originally from San Francisco. I still miss the fog from time to time but the change is nice.

I enjoy working on myself - both mentally and physically. I'm constantly trying to evolve so what were my ideas ten years before, a year before, a month before, or even a second before may no longer hold true. Investing in yourself is the single best investment. The possibilties are endless and even the sky won't be able to hold you back. I'm 30 now but I am in a better physical and mental state today than when I was 25 or even 20

Not all men are like wine and get better with age; the only ones who get better earn it by seeking and sacrificing.

Happy fishing.
What I’m doing with my life
Volunteering to help kids slowly dominate the world two days a week.

Punch, kick, knee, and elbow inanimate and animated objects four to five days a week.

Coordinate, hire, and supervise individuals I can barely communicate with besides body language and hand gestures. Yes, aliens from outer space.
I’m really good at
Checking to see if you have boogers in you nose.

Noticing if you have toilet paper stuck to your shoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't...I'm a damn good ninja. They do get a whiff of my cologne when I ninja-by though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dr Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you mean. Because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind."

I'm a sucker for comedies, biographies, and documentaries: Shrek, Home Alone, Lord of War, The Aviator, and American Zeitgeist.

There is a Chinese saying that we eat everything with four legs, except tables and chairs.
The six things I could never do without
1) Hard work
2) Toilet paper
3) Laughter
4) Optimism
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually pretending to be a Target employee. I put on a red polo and khakis and walk into a random Target. I am aimlessly walking down the aisles and the store without a shopping cart or basket. The following dialogue usually ensues:
Customer: "Where is the dog food located?"
Me: "That is a damn good question. A damn good question. *high five*. Let me know when you find it."
Customer: "I'm going to report you to your manager! What is your name?"
Me: "Go right ahead."
I then proceed to push over an aisle of toilet paper and storm out of the Target.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pee in the shower...at least I aim for the drain?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't party and get drunk every weekend or every other weekend.

your life's purpose is greater than getting likes, comments, or followers on your social media accounts

you can handle jokes/sarcasm/honesty

you take care of yourself. if you can't even take care of yourself as a grown adult, why would anyone else?

you realized I was not being serious in some of my details and answers