Smellaasaurus
32 Alhambra, CA
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My self-summary
I may have been Mexican in a past life. My life consists of mostly eating at taquerias, taco trucks, and Chiptole. I also enjoy salsa dancing even though I am total weak sauce.

One bucket list item is to watch a live muay Thai fight in Thailand.
What I’m doing with my life
Help kids realize the world can be fun.

Punch, kick, knee, and elbow inanimate and animated objects a few days a week.
I’m really good at
Checking to see if you have boogers in you nose.

Noticing if you have toilet paper stuck to your shoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't...I'm a damn good ninja. They do get a whiff of my cologne when I ninja-by though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dr Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you mean. Because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind."

I'm a sucker for comedies, biographies, and documentaries: Shrek, Home Alone, Lord of War, The Aviator, and American Zeitgeist.

There is a Chinese saying that we eat everything with four legs, except tables and chairs.
The six things I could never do without
1) Hard work
2) Toilet paper
3) Laughter
4) Optimism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pee in the shower...at least I aim for the drain?
You should message me if
you don't party and get drunk every weekend or every other weekend.

your life's purpose is greater than getting likes, comments, or followers in your social media accounts

you can handle jokes/sarcasm/honesty

you realized I was not being serious in some of my details and answers
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