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Smellaasaurus

30 M South El Monte, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Family is one of the most important things; however, I still had to seize the opportunity to get out of my comfort zone and move to Socal. Every time I go back to San Francisco for visits, moms always tell me to move back and take my old job back. Fact is, I haven't been more happier, healthier, and excited about life until now even though I only see family once every two months or so. I have been loving the last 5 months so far!
I’m really good at
Checking to see if you have boogers in you nose.

Noticing if you have toilet paper stuck to your shoes.

Getting bruises from kicks and punches in muay thai class.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't, I'm a damn good ninja. They do get a whiff of my cologne though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dr Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you mean. Because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind."

I'm a sucker for comedies, biographies, and documentaries: Shrek, Home Alone, Lord of War, The Aviator, and American Zeitgeist.

There is a Chinese saying that we eat everything with four legs, except tables and chairs.
The six things I could never do without
1) Hard work
2) Toilet paper
3) Laughter
4) Optimism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many pet cactus I should adopt this week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like nice long walks during the night at the cemetery.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't party and get drunk every weekend, or every other weekend.

you don't add hash tags to get more random followers

you don't constantly take selfies cause you're having a bad day or bored to get likes or comments

you can handle jokes/sarcasm

you realized I was not being serious in some of my details and answers