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SmellyUglyGuy

32 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hindi (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My buddies down at the methadone clinic say I'm awesome and I don't care what my Parole officer told you... hmm how about a list instead?

Me:
-Complete raging nerd
-I can get along with just about anyone, so I tend to roll with a lot of random people.
-Just bought an apt in Fort Greene which makes me a land owner. As Lord of the estate, I treat my serfs stern but fair (as long as their turnip/potato production is adequate).
-Meditative Yoga is deeply important to me, but I'm definitely not a dick about it.
-Halloween excites me (SantaCon is a close second).
-Rock climbing is my addiction. I spend most weekends trying to bum rides to upstate NY so I can snuggle with cliffs.

I love travel and have been to over 25 countries. I'm obsessed with any place that confuses me and if I can't pronounce it I want to book a ticket there.

-I spent a year traveling through India, the land of curries and no hurries. Spent my days traveling, volunteering, getting yoga teacher certified and roaming Asia. Also spent plenty of time with a stomach ache.
What I’m doing with my life
I try to Meditate on a daily basis but it's always a struggle.

I'm a Computer Forensic Analyst, which makes me a wannabe crime fighter. Basically I'm the nerd division of an investigation.

Always looking for an escape route. Want to move to a 3rd world country with me?
I’m really good at
Telling really offensive jokes and still having you love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to Kim Jung Un.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
mmm fish tacos...

Battlestar Galactica (I know, but it's fucking awesome), Mad Men makes my liver hurt, East Bound and Down, Misfits, Snuff Box, It's Always Sunny, The Increasingly Poor Decision of Todd Margaret, Dexter, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad and True Blood.

Music: Computer Magic, New Order, Fela, Ladyhawke, Decemberists, John Legend, Arcade Fire, Clap Your Hand Say YEAH!, Paul Simon (Graceland is the greatest album of all time), Wu Tang (36 chambers is 2nd best), The Cars, MGMT, Empire of the Sun, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Harry Belafonte makes me jump in the line.

FAVORITES: Always an Economist Magazine, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Shantaram, any Murakami
The six things I could never do without
- Breathing
- Dogs
- Travel
- Getting fat with friends
- Getting frat with friends
- You?
On a typical Friday night I am
Please see above Jake Gyllenhaal video.

At Brooklyn Boulders then drankin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It was between "Smellyuglyguy" and "Holler Von Hollervitch".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're irreverent, ridiculous and love both corny and offensive jokes.

You're not interested in being pen pals; you'd rather grab a drink and see if it flows.