Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a simple man. Yet, explaining myself is complicated.
I'm an introvert living an increasingly extroverted life.
I was once referred to as "the world's most harmless
I am (not) literally a five-headed dragon.
I like to think I've elevated the hashtag to an art form.
I am in a long-distance, open relationship with the wonderful
She will want to meet you when she visits. She wants to meet
What I’m doing with my life
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Working myself to death as I cling to the last shred of hope that I
will someday be able to quit my day job and pay off my student
loans with some of that sweet, sweet "content creator" cash.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I remind them of somebody.
That I'm shorter than I look.
That I'm older than I look.
That there's nothing "ironic" about my outfit. I actually think I
look good in this.
That if you don't stop me I'll keep explaining and explaining and
explaining and explaining....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If I had to pick a favorite, it would have
to be Transmetropolitan, a graphic novel by Warren Ellis.
But that only scratches the surface.
TV: I'm a big believer in serial dramas with a
sci-fi/fantasy bend and a strong humor vein. But seriously, if I
have to fall in love with one more show only to have it introduce a
messiah-baby plotline in the third season, I'm going to set fire to
the Writer's Guild. (I am very passionate about lazy
Movies: This is a can of f**king worms right
Music: Nerdcore Hip-Hop. If you don't know what
that is, Google it. You're welcome.
Food: People think I'm weird because I can't eat
eggs. No, it's not an allergy. They just taste disgusting to me.
Even the smell makes me ill.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A balanced approach to the comedy and tragedy of life.
3. Symmetrical coincidences (or coincidental symmetries).
4. An escape route.
5. Quiet time.
6. Deadpan humor.
7. A healthy skepticism towards the establishment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ice cream flavor naming schemes. The opposite of maybe. Which first
string characters have to die. Why my gay friends don't hit on me
more. Who put the "bop" in the "bop-she-bop." Whether or not I
should enlist a Cognitive Interpreter for this. Why nobody else
noticed the spider is missing. The number of times I say "okay" in
a day. The best way to start the next paragraph. The price of tea
in China. Regenerating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...texting all my friends to tell them I just realized "equal
parts" is equal parts "equal" and "parts."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy musicals way more than a straight man should.
I will secretly judge you on your usage of "there," "their," and
I was once lectured by OKCupid for being "too picky." I wasn't sure
what to make of it, but I still felt guilty.
I don't make eye contact with anyone. It's nothing personal. You
probably wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't told you, though. I
didn't even realize it myself until I was 30.
If I owned a chainsaw I would stencil the words "Everything's Fine"
on the side, because I think that's funny.
You should message me if
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