I'm an introvert living an increasingly extroverted life.
I was once referred to as "the world's most harmless pervert."
I am (not) literally a five-headed dragon.
I like to think I've elevated the hashtag to an art form.
That I'm shorter than I look.
That I'm older than I look.
That there's nothing "ironic" about my outfit. I actually think I look good in this.
That if you don't stop me I'll keep explaining and explaining and explaining and explaining....
TV: I'm a big believer in serial dramas with a sci-fi/fantasy bend and a strong humor vein. But seriously, if I have to fall in love with one more show only to have it introduce a messiah-baby plotline in the third season, I'm going to set fire to the Writer's Guild. (I am very passionate about lazy writing.)
Movies: This is a can of f**king worms right here.
Music: Nerdcore Hip-Hop. If you don't know what that is, Google it. You're welcome.
Food: People think I'm weird because I can't eat eggs. No, it's not an allergy. They just taste disgusting to me. Even the smell makes me ill.
3. Symmetrical coincidences (or coincidental symmetries).
4. An escape route.
5. Quiet time.
6. Deadpan humor.
7. A healthy skepticism towards the establishment.
I will secretly judge you on your usage of "there," "their," and "they're."
I don't make eye contact with anyone. It's nothing personal. You probably wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't told you, though. I didn't even realize it myself until I was 30.
If I owned a chainsaw I would stencil the words "Everything's Fine" on the side, because I think that's funny.