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SmileyTango

27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
You know how the Queen's always waving? I'm the guy she's waving at. I can size someone up in about ten minutes - 15 if they're wearing sunglasses (5 if they're wearing Ray-Bans).

I have ended relationships over the appropriate use of emoticons and I have no doubt that I shall do so again. I fucking love dogs. I befriend the little m'fuckers wherever they're at.

But enough about me.

I can hold my breath for, like, a seriously long time. When I take selfies in the mirror, I somehow manage to simultaneously look in the lens and keep the goddamn camera out the goddamn shot. I crush marathons. I'm super-cool under pressure, like Freddy' Mercury's car jack in the Siberian night.

Basically I'm Tyrion Lannister, stuck in the body of Oberyn Martell.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating