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SmileyTango

27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
You know how the Queen's always waving? I'm the guy she's waving at. I can size someone up in about ten minutes - 15 if they're wearing sunglasses (5 if they're wearing Ray-Bans).

I have ended relationships over the appropriate use of emoticons and I have no doubt that I shall do so again. I fucking love dogs. I befriend the little m'fuckers wherever they're at.

But enough about me.

I can hold my breath for, like, a seriously long time. When I take selfies in the mirror, I somehow manage to simultaneously look in the lens and keep the goddamn camera out the goddamn shot. I crush marathons. I'm super-cool under pressure, like Freddy' Mercury's car jack in the Siberian night.

Basically I'm Tyrion Lannister, stuck in the body of Oberyn Martell.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating