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Smiling-Bandit

42 Fulbourn, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Okay, first things first; I HATE doing these "self summary" things. I much prefer people to talk to me and ask me things, get a dialog going. People can browse these and make assumptions about me based on misinterpreted or misphrased words. So I have only a few things to say, and that is:

1. I am looking mainly for a circle of friends who I can share a laugh with.

2. I am not looking for a serious relationship.

3. I am involved in an alternative relationship with two beautiful women niamh_sb and bobalina3011 and am very happy. If you are browsing just for a lover... Move Along, nothing to see here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed again (!). It seems someone up there in the Heaven that dead jobs go to, doesn't want me on board.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running Roleplaying Games, and creating complex characters to play in them. I also used to write poetry and short stories, though I haven't had much chance to do so recently. Perhaps while I have free time again, I will get back to doing so.

The current RPG systems I run are Fading Suns, Serenity (based on the Joss Whedon cult series Firefly), and Hero System/Champions 5th Edition. As a player, I'll play anything people are willing to run. I am currently involved in a Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition ongoing Campaign, a Rogue Trader Warhammer 40,000 Game, a 2nd Edition d6 Star Wars RPG, and a Warhammer Fantasy 2nd Edition campaign. As you can see, I love most Genre of Games!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. What else would be appropriate for a Smiling Bandit? Then its usually My sense of humour. Well, it would be, if I had one. As the saying goes: "I'm not funny. I'm just really mean, and people think I'm joking."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmmm so many to choose from...

Books; anything by Peter David, Raymond Feist, Terry Pratchett. Most well-written Science Fiction and Fantasy novels. I admit I am also somewhat of a big kid. I still read Marvel Comics, mainly Deadpool, Cable, X-Factor, and Exiles. X-Factor being a Peter David comic, and the rest being generally light hearted escapism and thus perfect for relaxing after a long day.

Movies; The Princess Bride, Highlander, Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror, Most Mel Brooks movies. Again, like with books, any well made Science Fiction, Superhero, Fantasy, Comedy and Action movies.

TV; I don't really watch much TV on the TV. I find interesting and fun series online and watch them "on demand". I am a fan of Heroes, CSI, CSI:Miami (but NOT CSI:NY), Alphas, True Blood, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Touch, Last Man Standing, The Neighbors, Arrow, The Big Bang Theory, Two And A Half Men (Though This has lost something since Charlie Sheen was removed), and I am really enjoying the modern day reinvention of Sherlock Holmes that is Elementary.

Music; Well. Where do I start? I dont often like whole albums. I tend to like specific tracks. My preferences on style are pretty wide. Everything from Country, Country Rock, Rock, Soft Metal, Heavy Metal, Glam Rock, Rock'n'Roll, through Classical and Easy Listening. Rascal Flatts, Meatloaf, Queen, Huey Lewis and Garth Brooks are current favourites. Though I have a soft spot for Hayseed Dixie and Muppet Cover versions of songs.

As a side note, when I am able, I DJ for online radio stations. Drop me a lline if you want to tune in sometime.

Food; This is where I am likely to lose a lot of potential friends: Food is fuel. I am just as happy with Bangers and Mash as with Caviar. When asked what I want to eat, my standard response is "food". I simply do not care what it is, because its only there to fuel the body. I dont often eat anything too fatty though, and VERY rarely will I eat fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My girls.
2. Friends.
3. RPGs
4. My Laptop.
5. Music.
6. Books.

And yes, they ARE in order of importance to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plotlines and Adventure Ideas for RPG Games and characters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sat in front of my laptop, DJing, running a Roleplaying Game, or watching one of my TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My alternative Lifestyle is Gorean. I am a Master to two (voluntary) 'slaves', and try my best to take care of them. If this offends you... Move Along, nothing to see here.
You should message me if
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You are looking for Friends, a RP Group, or just someone to hang out with. Or if you are interested in the Alternative Lifestyle, and want to make contacts :).