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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 1:43pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Success is great, but pain is funnier"
If you have no sense of humor, and I cannot stress this enough, please move along.

I moved to Manhattan a few months ago after four years touring and working in community and professional playhouses throughout New England, whilst teaching on the side. Now I'm making a go of bringing what I've learned in that time to the city and warping it into some sort of career.

I'm kind of a quirky oddball, labeled a "male a feminist," consider myself more of a self-proclaimed "humanist." I'm a big fan of marathoning crappy movies on netflix and I'm a huge animation buff as well. When I'm not consuming my free time feeding my Disney and/or Doctor Who addiction I try my hand at writing short stories, plays, stand up, and scripts for potential new projects.

And since I've noticed a popular trend of mentioning a lust for travel (cuz we think that makes us ... set apart, I guess?): I've always been big on travel and I hope to one day get to all the continents at least once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Part of my recent move was to determine who I am in an unfamiliar place. I want to prove to myself that I can survive outside of what has been so familiar to me for years now.

I just want to give an honest shot at making it work.

And when I'm not contemplating my uncertain future I'm working as a freelance concept artist for indie film, acting on and offstage, recording voice work, and I'm writing scripts for various mediums. I've written two stage plays and am working on completing 3 more, as well as a project that was originally meant to be a webcomic but now seems to have warped itself into the beginnings of my first novel. I'm also in the pre-production process of writing and producing a new webseries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh, judging other people for their drink orders at bars, Puzzles, Trivia, Laughing, Funny voices, sketching, painting, singing, and I'm one hell of skier and snowboarder. I'm also quite sure I have untapped potential in many other unthought of skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes, they're really blue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just a sampler:

Books- the Lord of the Rings, The Dark Tower Series, 1984, It Would Be So Nice if You Weren't Here, The Shinning, The Eyes of the Dragon, A Song of Ice and Fire, Neverwhere, American Gods, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Tough Shit, the Shining (I read it once a year), IT, Ordinary People, Heart Shaped Box, Eating the Dinosaur, Lets Explore Diabetes with Owls, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, and about scores more (I REALLY like to read, I have three books going right now).

Also a butt ton of plays (the list is way too long, easier just to ask me)

Music- The list would probably baffle a surprise you. True story.

To Watch: the Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, Star Trek (old and new), Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Star Wars, Gettysburg, Gods and Generals, the Matrix, Promethius, Serenity, High Fidelity, Jaws, In Bruges, I'm Not There, Zach and Miri Make a Porno, Pretty much all Disney, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, House of Cards, American Dad, South Park, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and I'm officially getting tired of making lists.

Theres so much more, so feel free to ask!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Books (I NEED to be reading something always)
2. Whiskey
3. Pens (for writing/drawing stuffs)
4. Sex
5. Coffee
6. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future ... and wondering about the true plausibility of me developing some sort of telekinetic power ... :D
(Seriously, that would be awesome)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either staying in and hanging with some nearest and dearest or out exploring the city, with my nearest and dearest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wouldn't you like to know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Calvin and Hobbes has had a major impact on you.
-If you are genuinely an upbeat and outgoing human being who is up for hikes and random adventures in the city.
-If you love to read and discuss what you've read after the fact.
-You would describe your musical taste(s) as: eclectic.
-You can appreciate fine alcohol beyond the want/need to get shmammered.
-You still enjoy lying in the grass and gazing at the clouds/stars.
-You're ambitious.
-You have a passion for trying/discovering new things.
-You like to go rare book hunting.
-You like to go bar hunting.
-You enjoy any/all of the following: whiskey, bourbon, scotch, rye, or IPA's
-Live music makes you happy.
-You're fearless.

And most importantly: Cuz you wanna

UPDATE: I am now really fortunate to be in a relationship with an amazing partner and lover. I'm keeping this profile active because recently we've been discussing bringing someone else into the relationship, so we're looking for a fun girl who'd like to chill and hang out so we can see where that leads. If you think that might appeal to you then please don't hesitate to contact ;D