I'm a work in progress. That's really the best way to describe it- and I hope I'm never finished. I'm a libertarian who's getting in touch with his hippy side, a sadist who loves to cuddle, someone who hates running but is training for a five k. I was recently told I'm always logical but rarely reasonable, and the amount of joy that brought me is indescribable.
I'm polyamorous- currently no primary partner but a few people that are important to me. I'm not ever looking to close things off.
I'm smart, most of the time. I'm cynical, almost all the time. I'm a bit of an asshole, some of the time. More importantly, and more consistently, I'm funny as Hell, even if it's sometimes only to myself.
I'm an atheist who's fascinated by religion, a pervert who's amazed by purity, and a smart guy who's repulsed by stupidity.
I like to have fun, I like to party a little, and I'm really happy with my life. I've gotten to a point where getting hammered every night isn't my ideal situation, but I'm not to the point where the occasional bender doesn't sound ideal.
I'm either a libertarian or an anarcho-capitalist, depending on the day/direction of the wind. I'm also a devout atheist (oxymoronicness intended) and I hate anime. Believe it or not, those three things were the reason my last three relationships ended, so I've decided to just put them right out front now. Recently, someone told me my lack of love for Star Wars was a deal breaker. More things some people find annoying: I think Kurt's writing was pretentious and unimpressive, I think Tarantino is an overrated hack (we can talk about Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs being the exceptions- but his other work ranges from unbearable to unenjoyable), the LOTR movies were utter shit (using the British pronunciation), I could possibly care less about Harry Potter, but it'd be hard, and I mock people relentlessly. In fact, I've said a few thousand times to a few hundred different people "If I don't take the time to insult you, it just means I don't care."
Oh, and I think addiction is a load of shit, I swear more than a sailor with Turret's, and the little guy who censors what you say? Mine committed suicide ten years ago. And I have a habit of saying something unintentionally offensive to someone, pausing for a split second, and then saying "I stand by it." This is followed by uncontrollable giggling.
Recently I've started adding "for some reason" to the end of lots of sentences. It's something I'm sure will end eventually, but right now it amuses me.
And yeah, I'm a sadist. Consensual pain is frickin' hot, I can't deny it or ignore it, and I don't want to. I'm not looking for mindless slaves (not exclusively, at least :) ), but biting, scratching, slapping, etcetera are regular parts of my sex life. If that's not for you, hey, I'll gladly talk to you anyway. I'm not one to turn down new friends.
And before I forget, I ruthlessly mock goth and emo kids who act like they're bad ass. In fact, pretty much any guy who thinks he's bad ass and isn't above six six is going to set off my alpha-male strut... which is either endearing, annoying, or terrifying, depending on who you ask. No matter what, I'm not planning on stopping it any time soon. Girls in goth gear can be super duper hot... pale skin, dark make-up, piercings... drool... but I promise I'll laugh at any dark and evil things you say. Be forewarned.
I have an unhealthy amount of love for Penn Jillette. See also: Steven Tyler, Bruce Willis, William H. Macy, and Johnny Depp.
There's nothing I care less about than circumstances of birth... if you have a large amount of pride in your "cultural heritage" then maybe we won't get along that well. There's a difference between knowing where you came from and things like, say, whining about the fact that German isn't the dominant language because you've got German ancestors. This one is hard to explain without specific examples... if you're curious, feel free to ask.