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30 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Feb 16
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Strictly other
- Not at all
- Other, and laughing about it
- Graduated from space camp
- Science / Engineering
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Type
- Has kids
- Has dogs
- English (Poorly)
at one point, i was worried about being nice to people because i wasn't, but then i got nicer, and everything i was dissolved, so your mom joined me in bed. see, i wrote something like...
"if i were fired from life, i wouldn't have to worry about being nice to people, or in my case, being less mean to them because i'm really not that nice of a person, especially to people who might not be my preferred combination of intelligent and socially intelligent and self-aware and self-deprecating and not too confident but definitely not insecure and not obsessed and kinda lost but actually totally found. i'm pretty sure i don't even meet my own standards, so it's a good thing there aren't two of me trying to be friends cuz one of me would be like, dude, you're full of yourself and think you've got it ALL figured out, don't you, and you're annoying cuz you just do shit and make noise and won't shut up and are wayyy too literal and joke about everything and troll everyone and why can't you just be nice sometimes like a friendly person so i don't have to fear your horrid snark-asm when i just want to pour my heart out for one tiny goddamn second. and then my selves would get in a slapping/punching/stabbing fight and we'd both be dead. so it's a good thing there's just one of me cuz i'm already close to slapping/punching/stabbing myself half the time, and the rest of the world the other half. except i'm not really angry and not really close to doing those things to myself, but probably cuz i make sure to spend a lot of time dog-hugging/reading/biking/studying/being/trolling/sleeping."
but now i spend my time curled in a ball smaller than your stupid timbuktu backpack so go fuck my schipperchuachua. should be hot.
i like science and numbers. and turtles. always the turtles.
i like books and movies but not shows if you're talking about music shows cuz i get distracted by all the faces and i just end up staring at faces and apparently my staring is scary so i don't go to music shows b/c it's just torture to not stare. i like music and food, though i usually prefer food during movies not books, and music during transit rides and not food. i like bikes and i like mud and not food during either but music is good and mostly i like the combo of mud & bikes.
where is my dog, did she eat more carpet yet
not being so gross but i can't help it it just bubbles out
tomorrow will be a better day, right
i love wrecking ball.
- Ages 22–100
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
if you can't spell, i will make fun of you and you probably won't get it and it'll just be awkward
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