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SmoothJohn

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't work hard play hard, cause I'm not a douche bag. Tall dark and handsome sales professional seeks beautiful woman to party and critique life with. I thrive in social settings and drink more than your last ten boyfriends combined. Life to me is about the pursuit of pleasure, but please don't read that wrong, I am not a womanizer. I take relationships very seriously, all the way to the end, lol, which brings me back here to you. The band is gonna make it this time baby, I want one to work for once.

I have worked in NY for about a year(tech co. in Tribeca), but just moved here recently. Newish job, new place, new life adventure. This adventure word has become so overplayed... I have a lot of stories to tell you about, but lets save that. I grew up down the Jersey shore and I am nothing like the morons on that horrible TV show. I am charming, respectful, deep, caring, smart, funny, talkative, rebellious, and jaded yet I am still somehow incredibly optimistic. Let me show you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in sales cause it pays the bills .... making $$$ but not rich, I need inspiration. I wanna write a book or start a rock band or something. Inspire me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking and listening. A good conversation is very important to me as I feel it is the only way to get the know the other person. If I ever get a compliment its because of my communication skills.

Other things I am good at are cooking, playing blackjack, arguing to get my way, drinking Guinness, Words with Friends, reading minds, and procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dark eyes that match the cool serene confidence I exude into the world. I am quick with jokes and can start a deep conversation with only a beer or a cigarette. I love to talk, I like when people listen to me, like really listen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Christopher Moore, 11-22-63, Greg Brayden, Chaos Theory, Paul Krugman
Shows: Colbert Report, Lost, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Eastbound, Game of Thrones, Gold Rush
Food: Mexican, Indian, Thai, Sushi, seafood, fried food, vegan food, cookies, and medium rare red meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone, booze, girlfriends, a job, an internet connection, and real people to talk to in person. Not necessarily in that order lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to eat and where to drink, current events, selling like a boss, the weekend that is coming, but screw all that... I wanna be preoccupied with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its hard to say. I like hanging with friends, I like dates, and I also like just staying home. I am more pub than club, so that should say something, mostly that I cant dance lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing yet, thats what makes dates exciting...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if..... you are carefree and like to have fun, you like to drink, you dont like planned schedules, you can stay up late at night, and you are fun to be around.