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SmoothJohn

31 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Jun 14
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't work hard play hard, cause I'm not a douche bag. Talk dark and handsome sales professional seeks beautiful woman to party and critique life with. I thrive in social settings and drink more than your last ten boyfriends combined. Life to me is about the pursuit of pleasure, but please don't read that wrong, I am not a womanizer. I take relationships very seriously, all the way to the end, lol, which brings me back here to you. The band is gonna make it this time baby, and its gonna be wild.

I have worked in NY for about six months (tech co. in Tribeca), but just moved here recently. Newish job, new place, new life adventure. This adventure word has become so overplayed... I have a book of stories to tell you about, but lets save that. I grew up down the Jersey shore and I am nothing like the morons on that horrible TV show. I am charming, respectful, deep, caring, smart funny, talkative, rebellious, jaded, and am the farthest thing from a selfish lover you will find, also I never cheat.

I am seriously looking for a relationship on here, but I don't mind just going on a few dates either. Show me something cool in NY and it will mean a lot to me. I really enjoy learning from women intimately... and since I really do want to meet people in my new area why not go on a few actually casual dates with no obligation to go farther than that. Its a crazy idea to me but I am in a transformative period in my life. I am also into making love though... like real love.

Its part of my nature really, I am the type that enjoys deep conversations... discussing politics and spirituality while lying in bed naked together, smoking cigarettes, drinking wine while reviewing the astounding awesomeness and misery of modern life... like french people... I can be cynical and jaded from too much of this but I always go back because I am incredibly resilient. Ill call you baby, I promise. Tonight lets love.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in sales cause it pays the bills .... making $$$ but not rich, I need inspiration. I wanna write a book or start a rock band or something. Inspire me.
I’m really good at
Talking and listening. A good conversation is very important to me as I feel it is the only way to get the know the other person. If I ever get a compliment its because of my communication skills.

Other things I am good at are cooking, playing blackjack, arguing to get my way, drinking Guinness, Words with Friends, reading minds, and procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dark eyes that match to cool serene confidence I exude into the world. I am quick with jokes and can start a deep conversation with only a beer or a cigarette. I love to talk, I like when people listen to me, like really listen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Christopher Moore, 11-22-63, Greg Brayden, Chaos Theory, Paul Krugman
Shows: Colbert Report, Lost, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Eastbound, Game of Thrones, Gold Rush
Food: Mexican, Indian, Thai, Sushi, seafood, fried food, vegan food, cookies, and medium rare red meat.
The six things I could never do without
Iphone, booze, girlfriends, a job, an internet connection, and real people to talk to in person. Not necessarily in that order lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to eat and where to drink, current events, selling like a boss, the weekend that is coming, but screw all that... I wanna be preoccupied with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Its hard to say. I like hanging with friends, I like dates, and I also like just staying home. I am more pub than club, so that should say something, mostly that I cant dance lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing yet, thats what makes dates exciting...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if..... you are carefree and like to have fun, you like to drink, you dont like planned schedules, you can stay up late at night, and you are fun to be around.