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Smooth_Rayne

33 F Muskegon, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:18pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Kik - smoothrayne

I want someone that will make me smile everyday...

I have 2 pairs of shoes...Black boots and a pair of crocs...judge me all you want they are comfy

Pic is a few years old but I still look pretty much the same...

I love crazy hats...but I'm not a "hat person"...which means I look ridiculous in a hat...but I do love wearing animal ears lol!!!

No Poly, no couples and no men...no offense just not my thing..

I hate filling these out...I just want to find someone who will put up with me and who I can put up with...raise a few kids and get buried next to each other...how romantic is that? HAHA

I love really, REALLY bad jokes...my favorite is...

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NACHO CHEESE!!

(I giggled typing that...)

I swear...a lot
I burn myself when I cook...every time I cook
I love baking but I rarely eat what I bake
I will pick veggies over sugar almost every time...unless it's nutella...
I hate wearing socks and shoes...if I could be barefoot all the time, I would
I can NOT sleep with socks on OR my feet covered...even if it's freezing

anything else...message me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a job...

and trying to stay awesome.

When I'm not looking for a job, I can be found writing fanfiction...Rizzoli & Isles fanfiction to be precise.

Yes...dork alert...and proud of it!

Writing is my creative outlet...since I can't play an instrument. It helps...even though I still hear music in my head and want to play it...or see dance moves and want to dance them...but I have no coordination. lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing...I got that breathing thing DOWN!

but seriously....

I'm wicked awesome at eye-ball measuring things...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think eyes...they are a light blue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now I am trying to read a lot of the classics...

I'm currently reading War & Peace...it is an AWFULLY long book...like crazy long!

Music: My playlist on Spotify is the most eclectic thing ever...I have everything from Billie Holiday to Billy Joel, ICP to Christina Aguilera, JPop to Hard Rock, Rap and Alternative...I love music...if it has a beat or good lyrics...I love it!

TV: Lost Girl (Doccubus shipper), Castle, Sleepy Hollow, Bones (love Angela), Once Upon a Time, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., Jeopardy, The Rachel Maddow Show, Grey's Anatomy (Callie is my favorite), Rizzoli & Isles (Rizzles shipper), Elementary.

Movies: Resident Evil series...well pretty much any zombie movie I guess...Underworld series...The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, D.E.B.S., The Color Purple, and many more...

Food: Oatmeal, gnocchi (I can make my own ladies), coffee (either chocolate or cinnamon flavored) with either peppermint mocha or hazelnut creamer, and Nutella...I will beat you up for a spoonful HAHA
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My Cat
2 - A good book
3 - A pad of paper w/pen
4 - My hoodie (I get cold a lot)
5 - Hot sauce (habanero YEEHAW!)
6 - My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about babies...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first pair of breasts I saw was at Bible Camp...

Now...if God didn't approve would I have gotten to see them?
You should message me if
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You want to...

Say hi to me...do it...

If anything let's be friends...never can have enough friends!

If there is something offensive on my profile...message me and tell me what it is...and tell me how I can word it differently.