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SmoreyPovitch

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to be an artist, 2D hand drawn style. I would love to work on an animated show. Working on my portfolio (practice, practice, practice). I try to see stand up shows at least once a week. I have been up a few times myself, just for fun. I also try to see live music a couple times a month(see profile for bands/artists). . I love music and comedy especially those ones below that you have probably never heard of. I love comedy podcasts specifically Red Bar Radio, Nobody Likes Onions, Gentlemen Scumbags, the Nerdist and Grandma's Virginity. I play video games but not excessively. I love riding my bike, hiking, camping and traveling to awesome public transit friendly cities(Portland!). Chicago is my next city to conquer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my own art. Practice, practice, practice... wishing I hadn't wasted my time with other majors back in college.

Learning how to retouch in Photoshop to suppliment/replace my income.

Selling wine, beer and liquor.

Eating healthy, but not afraid to get something awesome.

Bike commuting on purpose(I do have a car).

Learning to cook more things(already good with all kinds of meats), I eat a lot more veggies now so I am working on more recipes using a variety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bringing shy people out of their shells. Having conversations with strangers. Computer/tech stuff, hence the schooling for animation. I'm fairly artistic, decent at drawing. Was an instrumental music major(French horn and trumpet) way back so i have some musical talent somewhere. Trimming my beard(that took some practice).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard... I swear, at least once a day I am compared to Zach Galifianakis and usually not by name... "Hey you look like that guy from The Hangover" The only resemblance is that we are white and have beards... I would KILL for his beard though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors:
Timothy Zahn, John Scalzi, Troy Denning, Michael Reeves, James Luceno, Greg Bear, Kathy Tyers, Neil Gaiman, Andy Riley, Arthur C Clarke, R.A. Salvatore, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Tolkien, Michael A Stackpole, Greg Keyes, Jules Verne, Jay Lake, Tobias, S Buckwell, Karl Schroeder, Elizabeth Bear

Movies:
The ones that dont suck, except the ones that suck A LOT, those are usually so bad they are good.

Recent(new to me) favorite movie - The Purple Rose of Cairo
Random favorite "good" movie - Clerks
Random favorite "bad" movie - Carnosaur
Random favorite "kids" movie - Aladdin
Random favorite "geek" movie - Empire Strike Back

TV:
Breaking Bad, Fringe, Louie, Doctor Who, Torchwood, American Horror Story, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, MasterChef, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory, The Office(both), Community, Warehouse 13, Stargates, Battlestar Galactica, The Walking Dead, The Guild, Caprica, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mythbusters, Eureka, all the Star Treks, Smallville... I also enjoy tons of 80s-90s cartoons like: Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, Recue Rangers, the Tick, Batman and Superman Animated Series... Ah sweet nostalgia.

Music:
In no particular order: Dr Dog, Deer Tick, Two Man Gentlemen Band, Balthrop Alabama, Heartless Bastards, Fruit Bats, Cotton Jones, The Felice Brothers, The Dawes, Middle Brother, Led to Sea, Mississippi Man, Pokey LaFarge and the South City Three, Page France, Richard Swift, Jon Brion, Sallie Ford & the Sound Outside, She & Him, Thao & Mirah, Zach Lupetin & the Dustbowl Revival, Tallest Man on Earth, Punch Brothers, Jukebox the Ghost, Nice Peter, the Beatles, Queen, Elton John, Bob Dylan, Jon Brion, Aimee Mann, System of a Down, Tenacious D, OLD Green Day, John Lennon, Richard Cheese, The Strokes, Supertramp, B52s, They Might Be Giants, and a lot more.

Comics:
Louie CK, Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, Kyle Kinane, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Todd Barry, Pete Holmes -- lots of local folks that I won't write in here because they might see it, so just ask.

Food:
Italian Beef, good hotdogs/sausages, sushi, Meat + rice, taco trucks, good pizza, all the squash ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike, Friends/family, iPhone, my shows, Live music/comedy, the intertube web machine . Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life.

In my best Jerry Seinfeld, "What's the deal with these facial(septum, lip, nose, eyebrow etc) piercings?" Seriously though, not into it.

Why so many girls on this site won't message first even when they are interested....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays and Saturdays are dumb. On any night I would ideally be out with friends, having a drink and watching live music or comedy.
You should message me if
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Want to hang out, see a show, have a few drinks and a good time. You get all of my stupid 80s/90s tv references. You make them...

You DON'T have a picture of yourself and your three dumb friends at a club, on a weekend, in your dumb dresses, with your hand on your waist. This is my equivalent to a shirtless bathroom cellphone photo.

You are short, adorable and wear little to no makeup(I'm allowed one looks based thing right?).

You can keep up with me on bike rides and hikes(aka healthy, somewhat athletic).

I live in Silverlake so if you live there, Echo Park, Los Feliz, Downtown etc. that's a nice bonus.

You want to actually message me first and not look at my profile like 3 times and expect me to message you.

Also if we end up talking online for more than a few messages can we PLEASE text, IM or whatever. It's real time and SO much easier.