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SmthingForMe

39 F Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 38–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am a complicated person looking for a complicated yet simple relationship. i want to find a person who has similar relationship goals, someone who respects me for everything that i am and whom i can respect, but can still just play with. i want someone who is as willing to go see Winnie-The-Pooh with me as they are to talk politics and not get all pissy when i get semi-confrontational (i have definite opinions and am NOT afraid to fight for them, even if they're wrong!). i want someone who can hear what i have to say and not always take it personally and i want someone who is willing to be honest with me whether or not they think it might temporarily hurt my feelings. i am a big girl and i WILL get over it.

i want someone who understands what it is to share a life, who has little or no jealousy issues (because this is a major turn off and denotes little to no self confidence), and someone who can be a friend, as well as a lover.

i should probably also say that i don't just have a dog and a cat (though i do have one dog, Pluto, and one cat, Loki), i also have the most adorable ferret ever (Arian). i love animals, a lot. i let them crawl on the furniture, i am always covered in animal hair and it really doesn't bother me, sometimes it takes people some getting used to. ;)

i will add that i have a fascination with serial killers, so i watch a lot of documentaries, read lots of books, blah blah on the subject. There is something about the sociopathic personality that intrigues me. This does not mean i want to date a sociopath (shudder), it simply means that i am fascinated with the psychology behind how a person like that is created and unleashed upon this world. Some people find this creepy.

i identify as polyamorous, primarily because i do not believe that you can only ever hold love for just one person in your heart and i don't believe that i have the right to tell someone else that once they love me, they can love no other. However, usually when i fall in with a man, or a woman, i am pretty much a one man/woman woman. That does not mean that i will not be wanting to have a girlfriend/boyfriend at some point, i will. Just a head's up. i am also going to add here that i have had my heart broken one too many times by a wife suddenly changing her mind (after i had fallen in love with her and fallen in love with the whole relationship) about wanting me around, so i will not be entertaining offers from married couples. You may be totally secure in what you want, i am just not willing to take that chance again.

i am trying to be as honest and open as possible in my profile in the hopes that it will make some kind of difference in how people approach me. If it is painfully obvious that you didn't bother to read my profile when you message me, i will not respond. Also try to keep in mind that i am TALL, almost six feet tall, in flats. For this reason, if you are a man, you may not get a response simply because i may ignore your photos completely, but i will immediately check your height. If you are shorter than me, i will probably not write back because i am slightly embarrassed by this simple bit of shallowness on my part. i have dated men who are shorter than me and i have always been slightly uncomfortable in the relationship. It is all me, i get that, but it is me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i am currently working at a wonderful job in the adult entertainment industry (no, not like THAT). i love the company for which i am working and my job is ever changing and fascinating. It might wear off on me, but i doubt it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i guess i am really good at a few things, more than passable at a few others, and really, really bad at one thing... Message me if you want to know what any of these things are...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my boobs, though i often wish it was my eyes instead because they are pretty spectacular!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok... This is doomed to be too long and will bore you immediately. i will read almost anything, really. i have been an avid reader since i was two and read in almost every spare moment.

There are a ton of TV shows i watch to kill time, very few i can't live without - To name a few - Burn Notice, Firefly, Psych, CSI (the original only), Criminal Minds, the Big Bang Theory, etc... Most reality TV makes me worry about the future of civilization. If Jersey Shore is your favorite show, i am not the girl for you... This is probably a bad thing to say. i have two very dear friends who very much love that show and, though i tease them about all the brain cells they cannot afford to lose, i still love them. i will not watch it with you, tho... There i draw the line... :-p

Music is another thing i revel in, much like books. i carry it with me everywhere, sing constantly (sometimes in my sleep), in general could not live without it. Except rap... You can keep that on a shelf somewhere and never expose me to it again. And here is another place i shouldn't draw such a hard and fast line... i do like Eminem, some of the rap stars who don't take themselves too seriously (Snoop Dogg), and i LOVE Parliament Funkadelic!

Food is also one of those things i would have a hard time living without (har har). i can be adventurous, though good old fashioned, southern, home-cooked comfort food will get me every time. i love to cook and bake and especially love to cook for guests. Makes me feel like i have some kind of purpose!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my car - sometimes just driving for hours with no particular goal is the only thing i need to keep away the men in their white coats.

Code Red - mother's milk and life's elixir aaaahhhhh

Music - Mostly rock, some country (depending on my mood), a little pop (mostly 80s), and Lady Gaga.

Books - i will try anything, but Stephen King is my first and last love. i have read and own everything he has ever written. If i were to include a list of authors here it would take over this whole page...

Lasagna - i said it! my mother has called me Garfield for most of my life due to my love of anything related to lasagna or having lasagna in the name.

Cuddles - i am a touchy-feely person. i love to be touched and to touch, hug, cuddle others. Sex is amazing, but sometimes it is better just lying on the couch, completely intertwined, watching an amazing movie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1984 - Which scares me... a lot
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night... Well, there didn't used to be, but i now work on Saturday morning, so Friday night is for sleeping (if my neighbors will let me), so i can be up at 0500 and at work by 0700, so i can leave by 1500 and have the rest of the day/evening for myself! My work schedule is actually extremely flexible. As long as i show up before 1000, it's all good as far as my boss goes, i just prefer to be able to leave before the traffic goes to shit. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure what i'm willing to admit just yet... We may have to talk a bit first!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Anything i have said here intrigues you enough to want to know more... That is all...