I am Matt, Smurfy or Swaglax (Nickname given to me as I was wearing a snapback)
I am completely useless at this kind of thing but here goes nothing.
I currently live in the middle of nowhere. And I'm starting to go a little insane because of it. (I don't live on a farm. Just a really small village)
I wouldn't say I fall into any form of political/religious groups as I'm not religious and I don't get politics in the slightest.
I think I am hilarious, even though most times I'm not.
I'm very edgy with what I joke about which usually results in people getting offended.
I speak my mind on most occasions. Why lie to people.
Don't think that I'm some sort of dick or anything, I'm nice to everyone I meet or talk to.
Living in the middle of nowhere more or less restrains me to the house, where I will sit in bed playing video games.
I do go out though. When I have money.
Watching QI makes me feel dumb.
I'm a big sucker for cuddles. I'm just a cuddly guy.
But yeah I'll stop rambling on because you're more than likely dying of boredom.
*Waves at the screen*