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30 F Levittown, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19, 2009
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the lou...simple as that. Feel my poking wrath :)

Seriously use in writing a whole big lame thing. If you want to know more, hit me up for a chat sometime.

Short story though.....graduated college with my BA/MS in criminal justice. Not doing anything exciting with my life at the moment though..just some daytime office gig. And random late night adventures.

I used to spend way too much time online. Not so much anymore. If I don't respond to your message within a reasonable amount of time....either you have crappy attention grabbing skills....or I'm simply off having fun. :)

Oh yah. I hate getting burned by ppl I put my trust in. So pffft. Don't be fake or I'll kick your butt.


I am psychotically fun, crazy, and passionate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment.....full time office bitch ......

Seeking a better office or field bitch position.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making loved ones enjoy the torture i inflict on im a sadist....sue me ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! matter what i put here...someone's going to be OOOOOH and have some sort of fetish for it ;) leave it up to your imagination
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 things i couldnt do without?...i dunno...i'm pretty long as i'm not home...and i have a mode of transportation i'm pretty set......... but... must... have.... PUDDING (chocolate of course)lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
random thoughts bounce around a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends either at our usual the watering hole....late night walks at the beach....or random driving for crazy adventures.

Also, O.U. (you'll have to ask to find out)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
girls are evil
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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If you're an elderly, depressed, accident-prone junkie, like Canadian food and Welsh music, and are seeking a well built oversexed, deaf mute female in her early 20s. Must be a nonsmoker. ................................LOL just playin...always lookin for new friends with a sense of humor...drop me a line