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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:30am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have spent the past 9 years pursuing my dreams, which I still intend to do while in Florida. However, I'm doing some other things to better myself which I feel can only be done with a change of scenery. It's going to be a lengthy road, but anything in this life worth having doesn't come easily.

I know very few people in Pensacola, so I'd love to find someone to spend some time with and show me the city a bit and build my social circle. If it turns into more, neat. But really, I'm wanting to get out and live life a little.

A few notes: I don't drink; it's cool if you do. I don't smoke; it's cool if you do. I don't care how old you are. Just be fun.

Also, I have a disability in my arms. I'm okay with it. I'm not okay with you if you're not okay with it.

I'm a professional touring standup comedian. The ultimate goal is to go back to Los Angeles, but there's no set timetable on that yet, but Pensacola is actually a big step in that direction.

Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Standup comedian and figuring out the rest as I go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Video games. Tons of random sports and pro wrestling knowledge. Hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think it's obvious... I wear glasses. I'm just like you. I don't want to be treated any differently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, The Stand

Movies - The Wedding Singer, What Dreams May Come, Good Will Hunting, Stranger Than Fiction, Rat Race, Cloverfield, The Wrestler, Rachel Getting Married, Shopgirl, Crazy Stupid Love

Shows - Scrubs, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Frasier, The West Wing

Music - Blue October, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls

Food - My mom's pizza casserole, spaghetti, and I swear to you I would have you all cast away into the wilderness for a lifetime's supply of buffalo wings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Standup comedy
2) Sports (yes, I'm a stereotypical dude - go Cubs, Dolphins, and Clippers!)
3) Ears?
4) Video games
5) Buffalo wings
6) You, probably. You seem all right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many girls on here think they're so sarcastic. You're not. Stop it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling jokes. Probably about you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You ask, I'll tell you. I'm not that private a guy.
You should message me if
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You think you can keep up. If you can take a joke and are not easily offended. If you can spell. I'm a super picky guy, so try to impress me. It's okay if you're not perfect. It's not okay if you're boring. Bring something to me I can work with. Don't waste my time. Sounds harsh, but I'm a busy guy. If you can't dazzle me, I can't be bothered.

I don't care how "hot" you are. I've been with hot women. I don't need a hot woman. We're all going to look like English bulldogs one day anyway.