Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have spent the past 9 years pursuing my dreams, which I still
intend to do while in Florida. However, I'm doing some other things
to better myself which I feel can only be done with a change of
scenery. It's going to be a lengthy road, but anything in this life
worth having doesn't come easily.
I know very few people in Pensacola, so I'd love to find someone to
spend some time with and show me the city a bit and build my social
circle. If it turns into more, neat. But really, I'm wanting to get
out and live life a little.
A few notes: I don't drink; it's cool if you do. I don't smoke;
it's cool if you do. I don't care how old you are. Just be
Also, I have a disability in my arms. I'm okay with it. I'm not
okay with you if you're not okay with it.
I'm a professional touring standup comedian.
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Standup comedian and figuring out the rest as I go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Video games. Tons of random sports and pro
wrestling knowledge. Hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think it's obvious... I wear glasses. I'm just like you. I don't
want to be treated any differently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, The Stand
Movies - The Wedding Singer, What Dreams May Come, Good Will
Hunting, Stranger Than Fiction, Rat Race, Cloverfield, The
Wrestler, Rachel Getting Married, Shopgirl, Crazy Stupid Love
Shows - Scrubs, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Frasier, The West
Music - Blue October, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls
Food - My mom's pizza casserole, spaghetti, and I swear to you I
would have you all cast away into the wilderness for a lifetime's
supply of buffalo wings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Standup comedy
2) Sports (yes, I'm a stereotypical dude - go Cubs, Dolphins, and
4) Video games
5) Buffalo wings
6) You, probably. You seem all right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many girls on here think they're so sarcastic. You're not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling jokes. Probably about you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You ask, I'll tell you. I'm not that private a guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can keep up. If you can take a joke and are not
easily offended. If you can spell. I'm a super picky guy, so try to
impress me. It's okay if you're not perfect. It's not okay if
you're boring. Bring something to me I can work with. Don't waste
my time. Sounds harsh, but I'm a busy guy. If you can't dazzle me,
I can't be bothered.
I don't care how "hot" you are. I've been with hot women. I don't
need a hot woman. We're all going to look like English bulldogs one
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