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Fetish, moi? An erotic vagrant: erotic, exotic & a little chaotic...
Split infinitive. Pierced. Tattooed. Tweezaholic. Frenetic. Poet. Cheeky. Wit. Foodie. Oenophile. Dark humourist. Playful. Sunshine seeker. Water baby. P/T Narcoleptic. Grammatist. Feeler. Kinky. Switch. Wordsmith. Leftie. Observer. Social Media Geek. Pan.
Temperamental, hyperactive, slothful, barbed, thick-skinned, hyper-sensitive, witty, droll, loyal, honest, thoughtful, kind, scatty, controlled yet by no means tame, intelligentish (but like to invent words), open, guarded, enigmatic, delicate, tough...contradictory.
I like to view myself in Polaroid. Bad habits include mild involuntary twitching, hair-obsessing, sleep-fighting, spell-checking others (I am a pedant), but over-punctuating (!!) & readjusting my glasses when they’re not there. I could sit in my head for hours not uttering a word; equally I could emphatically talk my way across the Atlantic.
I like my meat on the bone and appreciate a strong jawline. A raised eyebrow, sly look & a coy smile; the twinkle in the eye gets me every time...
I'm 'into' politics, activism, equality, the environment, psychology, criminology, sociology. I love a debate (though not all the time, and I can back down) - I am highly opinionated! That said, if you're right wing, we're not gonna make it.
Also: brick walls, Top Trumps, inappropriateness, hair-obsessing, Twister, stationery, T.N.A, crowns, plush velvet drapes and sumptuous silk cushions, red wine, castles, oceans, LEGO, body adornment, grammatical correctness, drinking on the beach, summer rain, Welsh accents, Scottish faces, robot rock, sharp edges, skating on thin ice, bubble blowing, fetish, intrepid exploration, tomfoolery, stripes, taxidermy, oddities & curiosities.
I am intelligent, attractive and highly complex. I'm not bisexual, I'm pansexual, but OK Stupid doesn't have an 'other' option - how very archaic!
I'm just your average Thundercat Ho.