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Snailrind
37 / F / bisexual / Available
Stirling, United Kingdom
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Smarter Than The Average Bear
Because because because, of the wonderful wizard of... umm, wait, no, not that. read more
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The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
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- Religion
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- Sign
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- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
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- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
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- Languages
- English, Greek (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am swashbuckling, daredevilish, and lying.
My Self-Summary
I'm big on animals and don't see the point in caging them. If
they're happy, they'll stick around, won't they? I am somewhat
overrun with guinea pigs and giant snails. I'm not so good with
fish or cress.
I have blogs and social network pages all over the internet, often for made-up characters living made-up lives and having made-up crises. The kind of crises I have in my own life are about having the wrong kind of cheese, or getting bitten in the head by my rabbit for being in the way of his attacking the cat.
I'm here to faff around and procrastinate. I like to pop over here when I have insomnia, to numb my mind with tests and message inanities to people I don't know.
I have blogs and social network pages all over the internet, often for made-up characters living made-up lives and having made-up crises. The kind of crises I have in my own life are about having the wrong kind of cheese, or getting bitten in the head by my rabbit for being in the way of his attacking the cat.
I'm here to faff around and procrastinate. I like to pop over here when I have insomnia, to numb my mind with tests and message inanities to people I don't know.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes I'm the sort of person who nurses one coffee all day
outside a pavement cafe, watching the world go by, scrounging off
friends and acquaintances, and writing my never-to-be-finished
masterpiece.
Sometimes I'm the sort of person who goes into the hills to spend a day watching hawks nesting in the ramparts of some castle... and ends up being enthralled by an anthill in the grass.
Sometimes I sit in a darkened room with my phone off the hook, getting stoned and wasting my life on the Internet.
Sometimes I'm the sort of person who goes into the hills to spend a day watching hawks nesting in the ramparts of some castle... and ends up being enthralled by an anthill in the grass.
Sometimes I sit in a darkened room with my phone off the hook, getting stoned and wasting my life on the Internet.
I’m really good at
Writing. Knowing stuff about animals. Correcting people's English.
Calming people down after correcting their English.
The first things people usually notice about me
My godawful dress sense.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Last Samurai by Helen DeWitt; The
Gormenghast trilogy by Mervyn Peake; and scads of
poetry.
Films: European stuff, especially that with a Surrealist bent.
Music: Lately, The Gothic Archies are tickling my fancy:
Shipwrecked with you
Shipwrecked with you
I can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
and that's why I decapitated the crew...
Food: Mediterranean.
Films: European stuff, especially that with a Surrealist bent.
Music: Lately, The Gothic Archies are tickling my fancy:
Shipwrecked with you
Shipwrecked with you
I can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
and that's why I decapitated the crew...
Food: Mediterranean.
The six things I could never do without
Netbook; camera; wheels; chance encounters; orga(ni)sms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Invertebrates and punctuation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pimping my hutch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Picking my nose is part of my morning routine.
You should message me if
you don't expect a reply. (I might reply; if I don't, it doesn't
mean I didn't enjoy your message--it just means I am a very random
person.)
If you're a guy looking for a date, you'll be wasting your time. Like the vast majority of bisexual wimmins on this site, I'm already with the best man in the world, and am only interested in that elusive Holy Grail known as the Female Date.
On the other hand, if you're female and looking for a date, I reiterate that I am random, lackadaisical, have no idea what I want, and might not reply even if I like you. Shootin' myself in the foot, I know...
If you're a guy looking for a date, you'll be wasting your time. Like the vast majority of bisexual wimmins on this site, I'm already with the best man in the world, and am only interested in that elusive Holy Grail known as the Female Date.
On the other hand, if you're female and looking for a date, I reiterate that I am random, lackadaisical, have no idea what I want, and might not reply even if I like you. Shootin' myself in the foot, I know...
