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31 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:32pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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A little Liz Lemon, a little Miss Piggy,.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to carve out my own little chunk of happiness. Working, figuring it all out, having it all. The chunk may not always be a work of art, but a work in progress is more interesting anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making jokes to diffuse situations, making ridiculous historical or pop cultural references, getting lost in almost any city, making fun of movies, making fun of anything, trivia, Boggle (I am super competitive with trivia and any games really, but it's all in good fun), making up third part harmonies, getting odd looks while I'm singing in the car.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The horn growing out of my head is barely noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Farewell to Arms, The Bell Jar, The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet, I read a lot of nonfiction British history, because I am definitely not super dorky.
Movies: Rebecca, Fargo, Arsenic and Old Lace, the Young Victoria, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Vertigo, Moon, the Shining
TV: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 30 Rock, Downton Abbey, Are You Being Served?, the Vicar of Dibley, the IT Crowd, Spaced, Lost, Parks and Recreation
Music: ELO, the Mamas and Papas, the Beatles, Harry Nilsson, Bob Dylan, most things 60s/70s, Travis, Elbow, Keane, most things that aren't modern country.
Food: Edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thinking, laughing, my family, sight, hearing, sleep. Blah blah, I guess I could probably do without most things in a purely survivalist sense. I'd be uncomfortable and bored, but meh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which Beatle is my favorite, and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basking on the glory of not having to go to work on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You are hilarious, you have a penchant for times gone by, you have fun stories to tell, you don't mind terrible puns. Or if you think you'd like to get to know me better. I'm not really one for going in to a ton of detail in the profile - so if you have a specific question, feel free to ask me. :)

You should not bother messaging me if all you can come up with is "hi" or "hi how are you". I've given you plenty to work with here, so be creative. Seriously. I'm not going to answer those.