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32 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I am: quick, smart, occasionally humorous, and always thinking. I'm not: tall, outdoorsy, or hip.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to carve out my own little chunk of happiness. Working, figuring it all out, having it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making jokes to diffuse situations, making ridiculous historical or pop cultural references, getting lost in almost any city, making fun of movies, making fun of anything, trivia, being competitive, making up third part harmonies, getting odd looks while I'm singing in the car.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The horn growing out of my head is barely noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a lot of nonfiction British history, because I am definitely not super dorky. Lately I've been reading more fiction. Ask me about what I'm reading if you're into Book Talk.
Movies: Rebecca, Fargo, Arsenic and Old Lace, the Young Victoria, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Vertigo, Moon, the Shining. I love "old movies" and/or anything with a "spooky atmosphere." Oh, and obviously I like "quotation marks."
TV: Mad Men, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 30 Rock, Downton Abbey, Are You Being Served?, the Vicar of Dibley, the IT Crowd, Spaced, Lost, Parks and Recreation
Music: ELO, the Mamas and Papas, the Beatles, Harry Nilsson, Bob Dylan, most things 60s/70s, Travis, Elbow, Keane, and most things that aren't modern country.
Food: Edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thinking, laughing, my family, sight, hearing, sleep. Blah blah, I guess I could probably do without most things in a purely survivalist sense. I'd be uncomfortable and bored, but meh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who even knows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basking on the glory of not having to go to work on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You are relaxed, you have fun stories to tell, you don't mind terrible puns.