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Snarkandtea

29 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sitting lightly perched between fantastic and overly helpful, I go though my day distributing all kinds of information.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being super helpful talking people through using the software they bought. My regimen of Gym, Stay out of the sun, Wash Clothing or GSSWC is working out well. My current projects are 1) Finishing the standing/sitting desk I am building 2) Restoring the antique steamer chest in my living room 3) Getting my twitch.tv channel up and running.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being passing familiar with a really broad range of subjects, being sarcastic, making tuna noodle casserole.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The consensus is my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Pratchett in general, World War Z, High Fidelity, Good Omens, Snow Crash

Telly: Archer, Slings and Arrows, Luther, Sherlock, Inspector Lewis, Firefly, Foyle's War, Black Books, Better Off Ted

Film: Stardust, Jurassic Park, High Fidelity, Kinky Boots, Secretary

Podcasts: This American Life, BBC 4 Friday Night Comedy,

Music: Jonathan Coulton, Tom Leher, Stan Rogers, Watsky, Tim Minchin,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gym then Netflix, bar, or home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am frequently guilty of polysyllabic malapropisms.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have an interesting story you want to tell someone.