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Snarkmistress

32 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the blondie on the right in my photo. Native New Yorker who likes to get up to no good. Dimples get me a lot of free passes. What can I say?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laughing at everything you throw at me. Definitely not listening to books on tape, I can use my eyes for what they're for. Crafting a perpetually in-edit playlist for my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
just losing at pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall? Or maybe my crazy laugh? I don't know try me out. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Freedom, White Noise, Lush Life, The Mill on the Floss, Middlemarch, Pride and Prejudice.
Shows: uh, the Wire obviously, 30 Rock, The League, Broad City, Pretty Little Liars just to see if you're paying attention.
Music: Radiohead, Foals, Four Tet, Italo Disco, YYYs, Kendrick Lamar, Danny Brown, Beastie Boys, almost anything on DFA and Fool's Gold.
Food: I'm a veggie, but feel free to devour a nicely cooked steak in front of me. I won't judge you... only a little.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone with all the music I own on it.
My leather jacket.
A get out of jail for free card.
Sleep-in Saturdays.
My driver's license.
Someone to call if the card to get out of jail doesn't work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My 401K.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ankle-deep in Jameson at a gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won't spank you. Even if you demand it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want trouble.