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Snarkmistress

32 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm the blondie on the right in my photo. Native New Yorker who likes to get up to no good. Dimples get me a lot of free passes. What can I say?
What I’m doing with my life
Laughing at everything you throw at me. Definitely not listening to books on tape, I can use my eyes for what they're for. Crafting a perpetually in-edit playlist for my life.
I’m really good at
just losing at pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall? Or maybe my crazy laugh? I don't know try me out. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Freedom, White Noise, Lush Life, The Mill on the Floss, Middlemarch, Pride and Prejudice.
Shows: uh, the Wire obviously, 30 Rock, Pretty Little Liars just to see if you're paying attention.
Music: Radiohead, Foals, Four Tet, Italo Disco, YYYs, Kendrick recently.
Food: I'm a veggie, but feel free to devour a nicely cooked steak in front of me. I won't judge you... only a little.
The six things I could never do without
An iPod with everything I own on it.
My leather jacket.
A get out of jail for free card.
Sleep-in Saturdays.
My driver's license.
Someone to call if the card to get out of jail doesn't work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ankle-deep in Jameson at a gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won't spank you. Unless you demand it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want trouble.