***Disclaimer-I apologize in advance if I do not respond quickly. In the last couple of weeks three people that I have messaged or have messaged me have disappeared from OKCupid. I assume they either had their profiles disabled or deleted. Currently, I'm not very motivated to spend much time on OKCupid. Why invest time trying to get to know people when they could disappear in about a week without any sort of explanation?***

I'll be brief because I don't think anyone wants to read a novel.

I like video games, ballroom dancing, and learning new things. I'm a cat person. My favorite sports are tennis, racquetball, soccer, and rock-climbing.

I lived in Brazil for two years and speak Portuguese fluently. I like learning languages, but haven't gotten around to any others, yet.

OK, that's all you get you greedy people. If you want to know more, then you can message me or attempt to find my psychic wavelength amongst the vast clouds of information that accumulate in our crowded atmosphere.

I'm currently running around in circles, mostly because one leg is significantly shorter than the other, but not really.

I'd considered removing the above sentence from my profile, in an effort to be a little more serious, but it does contain some truth from a metaphysical perspective. I'll just let you interpret it in whatever way seems more profound.

-Trying to see a situation or idea from another perspective.
-Learning new things.

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• relocatednyc

Well, some people notice my dimples, others notice my thick hair. Occasionally people notice that I can raise only one eyebrow if I want.

Books: The Giver, Maniac McGee, and other profound books for children; Timeline, The Importance of Being Earnest

Movie: Serenity, Newsies, The Dark Knight

T.V.: Firefly, Heroes seasons 1 and 2, Arrested Development, X-Files, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Music: Most anything except Rap or music with lots of screaming
I like Phil Collins and Dave Matthews.

Food: Cheesecake, Most Kinds of Pasta, Chocolate

-Decent food (No Ramen noodles)
-Humor
-Visual correction tools (Until I decide to do laser eye surgery)
-A little time to myself now and then
-A close friend or family member
-A comfy bed and pillows.

Questions I wouldn't ever take the time to answer, like could you really boil an egg on a sidewalk? *I have been told that you can in fact cook an egg on the sidewalk.* Next question, do our tail bones serve a purpose besides being broken if we fall on them too hard?

Other questions, such as, why do people do silly things like sue fast food restaurants for not warning them that coffee is hot, or lie in an effort to take a shortcut only to find they made things more difficult?

Depends on the Friday. I could be relaxing at home. I could be at a friend's house. I could be out dancing. I could be hunting down the man who decided to let his dog do his business on my lawn and punishing him by releasing an untold number of wild cats in his house.....

Actually, I now work Friday nights. But Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday are open to do whatever I am in the mood to do.

penis

Any of the above statements caused you to go into a minor fit of giggles, or perhaps a single guffaw.