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SnickerNHammer

30 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If laughter has a cost then I'm humorously in debt.

Christ, am I the only poor sap on this site who hasn't been to Machu Picchu?
What I’m doing with my life
If I revealed the requisite information in this section, the world would have a cure for insomnia. I don't plan on handing such a thing out entirely for free.

Although I will say that I've recently moved back from London and that I'm a kind of historian.
I’m really good at
Cooking impressive bourgeois meals, such as grilled cheese, various cold cut sandwiches, most store bought pastas, anything you can throw into a wok and, in all seriousness, roasting chickens.

I write good.

I've been bragging about this for years, but when I was a freshman in high school I won the school's badminton tournament. (Cited in: White People, Vol IV (2002))
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I always have a bandana in my back pocket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's get down to it though: I appreciate and in many cases outright jam to hipster music. Let me be one of the first to say, though ironic and dangerous behind the handlebars, hipsters can serve a purpose.

Also I listen to a lot of classical music. I could tell you this is because I played it for a long time (and that would be true), but it requires no explanation.

Movies: Trust me on this, I'm a cinephile.

Books: Reading is probably what I do the most with my increasingly disappearing free time. Edit: I thought I'd add my current book queue as an example -- After the Ice: A Global Human History 20,000-5,000 BC; The One Donkey Solution: A Satire; At Day's Close: Night in Times Past; and some version of the Mahabarata (I'm still trying to decide). My favorite all-time novel is probably A Wild Sheep Chase.

Food: Spicy. Indian is my soul food.
The six things I could never do without
Books
Pen/pencil and paper
Hair ties
Glasses or contacts (this is a practical thing)
Abacus (for counting, though I've apparently lost mine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ridiculous ideas I have for documentaries
The invisibility of the prehistoric past
Technology and society
History and empathy

When a 24 hour McDonald's is actually cleaned. And don't say "all the time." That's ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself for saying something so idiotic. Put down the quarter pounder and think about what you just said.
On a typical Friday night I am
drink in hand confronting the hope of a fun, stimulating, hilarious conversation or the reality of a real snoozer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently discovered that 'profiterole', though it sounds like a kind of prescription suppository for treating nausea, is actually what my New Worldish dialect calls a 'cream puff'.

Also -- and this isn't really private -- but I'm obsessed with cricket. I learned to play in the most unlikely place (southwest Virginia) and several years ago spent the majority of my paltry life savings to attend the Cricket World Cup in the West Indies, which was incredible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You prefer Sisko over the others.

or

You want to go to the symphony