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31 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 26–34
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Last online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly other
Graduated from masters program
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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If laughter has a cost then I'm humorously in debt.

Fear not: there are no shirtless selfies to behold in this place.

Christ, am I the only poor sap on this site who hasn't been to Machu Picchu?

I've cut my hair, I have no pictures, and I refuse to take selfies. Sorry kids.

If we're seriously allowing a word and concept like "foodie" to be a thing, then I'm definitely a "breathie" and a "sleepie"
What I’m doing with my life
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If I revealed the requisite information in this section, the world would have a cure for insomnia. I don't plan on handing such a thing out entirely for free.

Although I will say that I've recently moved back from London and that I'm a kind of historian.

I'm also a contributing editor to a fledgling quarterly
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking impressive bourgeois meals, such as grilled cheese, various cold cut sandwiches, most store bought pastas, anything you can throw into a wok and, in all seriousness, roasting chickens.

I write good.

I've been bragging about this for years, but when I was a freshman in high school I won the school's badminton tournament. (Cited in: White People, Vol IV (2002))
The first things people usually notice about me
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"All yall look alike"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's get down to it though: I appreciate and in many cases outright jam to hipster music. Let me be one of the first to say, though ironic and dangerous behind the handlebars, hipsters can serve a purpose.

Also I listen to a lot of classical music. I could tell you this is because I played it for a long time (and that would be true), but it requires no explanation.

Movies: Trust me on this, I'm a cinephile.

Edit: I thought I'd add my current book queue as an example -- The True History of the Conquest of New Spain (de Castillo), The Great Transformation, The Great Wave: Price Revolutions and the Rhythm of History, Elixir: Water and Power in the Ancient World. My favorite all-time novel is probably A Wild Sheep Chase.

Food: Spicy. Indian is my soul food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen/pencil and paper
Hair ties
Glasses or contacts (this is a practical thing)
Abacus (for counting, though I've apparently lost mine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculous ideas I have for documentaries
The invisibility of the prehistoric past
Technology and society
History and empathy

When a 24 hour McDonald's is actually cleaned. And don't say "all the time." That's ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself for saying something so idiotic. Put down the quarter pounder and think about what you just said.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drink in hand confronting the hope of a fun, stimulating, hilarious conversation or the reality of a real snoozer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently discovered that 'profiterole', though it sounds like a kind of prescription suppository for treating nausea, is actually what my New Worldish dialect calls a 'cream puff'.

Also -- and this isn't really private -- but I'm obsessed with cricket. I learned to play in the most unlikely place (southwest Virginia) and several years ago spent the majority of my paltry life savings to attend the Cricket World Cup in the West Indies, which was incredible.
You should message me if
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You prefer Sisko over the others.


You want to go to the symphony