Fear not: there are no shirtless selfies to behold in this place.
Christ, am I the only poor sap on this site who hasn't been to Machu Picchu?
I've cut my hair, I have no pictures, and I refuse to take selfies. Sorry kids.
If we're seriously allowing a word and concept like "foodie" to be a thing, then I'm definitely a "breathie" and a "sleepie"