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25 London, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 6
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Very often
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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"I really LOVE filling out personal profiles that are intended to simultaneously act as an advertisement for myself and a screener for potential sexual partners, because it's SO easy." - said no one ever.

This is a work in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staring out of windows, whining about ducks flying to Moscow.

In my spare time I try to complete my Film Studies degree, and doing other filmy things like co-hosting a film themed podcast called Reel Talk ("awesome name, dude." - you, sarcastically). We're the best non-authority on film in London!
You can listen to my "soothing tones" here:

I also attempt beginners yoga by copying YouTube videos twice a day although I totally like to pretend that I'm enlightened now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making situations far more awkward than they need to be. *thumbs up*
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a lot less cute than I seem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The works of Michael Haneke, Lars Von Trier, Ingmar Bergman or Kubrick.
Beau Travail, Happiness, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Transporter 2, The Matrix, Gamer, Southland Tales, Songs From The Second Floor, Old Joy, Zero De Conduit, The Fall.

I used to be really into music, but it has sadly dried up a little. Help in this department would be much appreciated.
Currently listening to Moderat, Chance The Rapper, Redneck Manifesto, Broken Social Scene, Ryan Hemsworth, HEALTH, Portico Quartet, shakey Graves, Baths, Battles, Lee Fields & The Expressions

Shitty crime drama on ITV is my secret shame and my sanctuary away from media analysis and deconstruction. Not that those things would ruin my viewing pleasure in any way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone - sad, I know
Bike - he's called Statham.
Chillie/curry powder
Um... I have this limited edition print of a portrait of an Ostrich called Edmund The Ostrich. I'm not saying that I couldn't live without it but I like it quite a lot, and it looks a bit like a Quintin Blake illustration and...
This question is stupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Films. Duh.

Outside of that. Sex? I think about sex quite a lot. In a variety of forms, though. Like, obviously I think about sex in the way you probably think I'm referring to i.e. fantasising etc. But also, like, what if we lived in world governed by different perceptions of sexuality? Or how does sex translate in media? Then that all feeds into stuff like gender equality and LGBT rights. I'm a very sex-positive person (which is different to being a "horny-sleep-with-anything" kind of person). Sex can and should be awesome, but I think things are a bit fucked up on a larger scale.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hate going out on the weekend - it is impossible to find a seat anywhere in London from about 4.30pm on a Friday and throughout the next two days. I'm a sit down person, I like to sit.
Weekdays though!
I frequently find myself struggling with life on account of hangovers because I stupidly got drunk on a Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a goldfish called Detective Ned Beaumont and I really don't look after him well at all! I frequently forget to feed him for days and his bowl is atrocious. But I'm quite a tidy and homey person and that, I just think that maybe motherhood isn't for me if I'm struggling with a fish!

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