Am I it? Who knows
Do you even know what you want? Of course you don't, you're a bipedal ape descendant with a brain made of mush.
Basic things about me
Stories. I live for them, in all of their forms. It's why we're here people.
Drawing. Like all the time. Stop me please.
Writing. I've been told I'm good at it-and even by people who don't have to lie to me out of pity.
I can grow a mean beard but will shave it for a woman as I am a tool like that.
I cook, if anyone makes out cooking is hard they are lying to you. Probably to sleep with you. I hate those guys.
I am constantly awed by nature and my inability to fit into it.
I can twist both of my feet round backwards, which I submit I will only show you once, subsequent times embarrass me and make believe you only want me for my body.
My life revolves around laughter as it seems to be one of the few things that makes me happy.
I am a cynic going through a spiritual awakening. It's horrible.
I HATE fakeness and I hate relationship games. Do not attempt to play them with me, or else someone's gonna get hurt, and it's probably gonna be me.