Sometimes this place makes me wish I had tattoos
or some 2014 hair cut (seen those things?)
or that I had a boat to pose on
but then I see the noobs
and I'm like
and so it begins huh? Checking me out and stuff, fine, go on. Just be nice ok. I'm out here all vulnerable and stuff.
I just might be that thing you want. That thing that howls from the empty place deep within your soul/bowels.
Do you even know what you want? Of course you don't, you're a bipedal ape descendant with a brain made of mush. Yet I forgive you.
Basic things about me
Stories. I live for them, in all of their forms. It's why we're here people.
I draw a lot, some people like them. You'll spy them in my photos if okcupid has decided not to take them down.
Writing. I've been told I'm good at it-and even by people who don't have to lie to me out of pity.
I can grow a mean beard but will shave it for a woman as I am a tool like that.
I cook, if anyone makes out cooking is hard they are lying to you. Probably to sleep with you. I hate those guys.
I am constantly awed by nature and my inability to fit into it.
I can twist both of my feet round backwards,which freaks people out, and also means I have stiff hamstrings and cant touch my toes. "Totally worth it." - My legs
I HATE fakeness and I hate relationship games. Do not attempt to play them with me, or else someone's gonna get hurt, and it's probably gonna be me.