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29 Auckland, New Zealand Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Sometimes this place makes me wish I had tattoos
or some 2014 hair cut (seen those things?)
or that I had a boat to pose on
but then I see the noobs
and I'm like
I'll do

and so it begins huh? Checking me out and stuff, fine, go on. Just be nice ok. I'm out here all vulnerable and stuff.

I just might be that thing you want. That thing that howls from the empty place deep within your soul/bowels.

Do you even know what you want? Of course you don't, you're a bipedal ape descendant with a brain made of mush. Yet I forgive you.

Basic things about me

Stories. I live for them, in all of their forms. It's why we're here people.

I draw a lot, some people like them. You'll spy them in my photos if okcupid has decided not to take them down.

Writing. I've been told I'm good at it-and even by people who don't have to lie to me out of pity.

I can grow a mean beard but will shave it for a woman as I am a tool like that.

I cook, if anyone makes out cooking is hard they are lying to you. Probably to sleep with you. I hate those guys.

I am constantly awed by nature and my inability to fit into it.

I can twist both of my feet round backwards,which freaks people out, and also means I have stiff hamstrings and cant touch my toes. "Totally worth it." - My legs

I HATE fakeness and I hate relationship games. Do not attempt to play them with me, or else someone's gonna get hurt, and it's probably gonna be me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find out what it's all about. Freaking out because I'm meant to be an adult and now I realise there have never been any in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sincere
Being patient
Singing in the shower
Chewing my food properly before swallowing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I stepped ominously from the shadows
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many people here put books with crazy authors that sound really academic
well you know what?
I read a few of those
and they're no big whoop
I'm onto you people
I like Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Michael Crichton when it comes to zee written word

I enjoy Adult Swim, Ricky Gervais-esque comedy, 30 rock, Curb, almost any doco BBC does when it comes to the viewing of the TV

Fried chicken is good, but I'm not fussy.

I have an eclectic taste in music that ranges from Electro-swing, takes a detour in progressive rock and ends up in Opera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things to draw on/with. Laughter. Imagination. Inspiration. Music. Affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I classify as fit. I once asked a random here, she didn't get back to me, so I am at a loss.
Nature, what exactly this 'reality' bidness is, and comedy. Oh sex gets in there too sometimes. That's about it really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing the Grim Fandango.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I claim to love insects and arachnids, but even though I will put on a brave face to remove a spider, if it's big- and legs it away fast like some friday night hallucination- I wet myself very, very slightly.
You should message me if
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you've not been forced to by a funnier and better looking friend. Go on.
Oh yes, I'm a free user so can not see who likes me via quick match. So if you're one of the current 32, you might want to let a brother know.

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