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Snorlax-4-Lyfe

27 Silver Spring, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Super Nerd/Feminist/Wallflower

Now accepting applications for someone with whom to hold hands, cuddle up on the couch and watch too much netflix, experiment with new dishes, go on the occasional nature walk (with plenty of zyrtec), grump about stuff worth grumping over (I'm looking at you, patriarchy), and hog all the blankets when it gets randomly cold and snows in April.

Inquire within (my heart).
What I’m doing with my life
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These days, I'm an aspiring writer and proponent of social justice. Because of my tastes and my lifestyle, I mostly approach social justice within the realm of the internet and online gaming.

I work with clients at a 24 hour veterinary hospital. I love the job, but I don't define myself by it. On my nights off, I like to get together with friends and play board games, go to trivia nights, or go to live shows. I am pretty introverted by nature, so it's not unusual for me to prefer a night in. In that time, I tend to play video games, watch Netflix, and poke my cat until he gets irritated and latches onto my arm.

I've also become hopelessly addicted to imgur...

http://imgur.com/gallery/ehdeRkp
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing

- Eating

- Pretending I'm in a music video when listening to music I like

- Getting excited about new episodes of Doctor Who

- Pretending that I know what I'm talking about

- I've been told I'm a good singer, but my crippling social awkwardness means I'm usually the only one to hear it.

- Spending half an hour writing and rewriting a message to someone I think is interesting, then bailing after I finally assume my message would get lost in a sea of gross messages from the assholes of OkC... or possibly a sea of more interesting messages from people who are way less socially anxious than I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my ears. I have 5/8" gauges. Past that, I've heard that I smile with my eyes, which I think means I squint a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh man, these lists always get out of hand...

Books: Anything by Steve Alten, most Steven King, Fahrenheit 451, Ender's Game, the Song of Ice and Fire series.

Movies: Looper, 12 Monkeys, The Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Nines, Batman, Big Fish, Drive, anything Monty Python, Reservoir Dogs, Terminator 2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, recent DC animated features, anything H.P. Lovecraft, Being John Malkovich, The Prophecy, The Departed, Ferris Bueler's Day Off... I just really like movies, this is going to get ridiculous.

TV: Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Justice League/Unlimited, Batman: The Animated Series, Invader Zim, Futurama, Sherlock, Torchwood, The Venture Bros., Breaking Bad, The X-Files, Star Trek (anything except Enterprise), The IT Crowd, The League, Spaced, The Dresden Files... just ask.

Music: Our Lady Peace, Third Eye Blind, Brand New, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Anberlin, Circa Survive, The Used, The Faint, Ratatat, My Chemical Romance, Infected Mushroom, Something Corporate, The Prodigy, Ellie Goulding, Matchbox 20, Athlete, Florence + The Machine, Snow Patrol, Sugarcult, Billy Talent, Mindless Self Indulgence, Jason Mraz, Owl City, Ronald Jenkees, Dir en Grey

Food: I'm vegetarian, and a terrible one at that. You can't go wrong with pizza. I'll try anything, more or less.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Games
- Food
- A creative outlet
- Geeking out
- My cat, Rory Williams
- Singing along to my tunes (preferably in the shower)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why nerd culture is so hostile toward everyone but straight white cis-guys.

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about my writing. I want to achieve something with it. The ultimate goal is to write a book, but I'm having a hard time getting past planning stages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If it's a pay week, I'm out with coworkers. After a day at work, though, I'm usually more interested in relaxing. I recently switched to morning shifts, so having availability on weekends is overwhelming me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've trained my cat to stand up and give me a kiss before I give him his meals.
You should message me if
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You like shy guys!

You love playing board games with cool people.

You want to make my day (it's nice feeling noticed)

You want to talk about writing.

Bonus points if you want to nerd out with me over comics, games, and/or SCIENCE.

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