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46 • M • Topanga, CA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 34–43
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently)
I'm enjoying life. Life is good. Very good.
TV? Not a lot. It seems to be on, but as noise. But I like the HBO shows, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones. I also love Top Gear (UK version). All the Anthony Bourdain shows. I like Conan, too (the CoCo, not the Barbarian). And Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. (Its on Crackle - Makes me sound like I'm hip and cool and understand the interwebz, right?)
I love movies, but most of the ones I see are Animated, 3D, and have something that appeal to a seven-year old girl. And Frozen. Goddamn Frozen! If I hear "Let it Go" one more time, our first date will be at the top of a tower. I'll be the one with the gun.
But I do love a good flick for grown ups too! Fight Club is amazing. Terribly dark. Usual Suspects. Pan's Labyrinth (rent it. watch it. get depressed for days), yeah, and those Hobbitt movies. So shoot me.
Music and Shows??? ANYTHING! I love music. I just saw Lake Street Dive (don't know em? go check em out. That girl has a set of pipes!) at the Troubadour. Bonnie Raitt, Snoop Dogg (or is he now Lion?), Prince, OAR, The Who, and a lot more in the past year or so. Know a music place I don't? I hope so! Take me! But turn your head if you want me to dance. I'm lousy. Like, "Elaine Bennis" lousy. You have been warned....
Food. Well, I eat anything. I love sashimi and creative sushi. And a good steak. But I'm a NYC transplant, so a good steak in LA is tough. And if you don't like Mexican and live in Southern CA, you haven't been to the right place yet! Oh, and if we are out late, plan on something greasy and unidentifiable from a truck. Them meaty bits is tasty! We can go trail run it off tomorrow.
Bev Mo 5 Cent Wine Sales
The 7 1/2 - year old brat
Plaid Polyester Leisure Suits
Ladies Lingerie (on you, not me, well, on my floor is ok)
Lots of Other Stuff
Probably Other Things Too
But Maybe Not
The Ability To Miscount to Six When I Want To.
I also think about how your past helps guide your future choices. What is settling and what is being realistic? Why are my shoes untied? Why am I asking myself so many questions? Did I leave the iron on? If white is bad after Labor Day, and you can't wear suede before Labor Day,then when can you wear white suede? Why I would care, since I own no white suede......
Of course sometimes I'm just sitting home drinking a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon (cans, of course!) , eating Cheetos dipped in Velveeta, wearing my favorite once-was-white wife-beater t-shirt (whoa! lots of hyphens!) while watching reruns of Welcome Back, Kotter and Bewitched. (Old Darren or new Darren. Thoughts?)
And sorry. Don't lie about your age. Dumb. I'll find out. If you are 50, you don't look 38. Ever. Never Ever. Sorry. And I guess I am unbelievably shallow, but I don't date older than me. Never. Never Ever. Dunno why. I just don't. So why try? There are certainly less "anti-agists" out there, so why fight an uphill battle? And if you are 25? Yeah, all us old guys thought it would be cool to be seen with you. Little did we know we just looked like creepy old men. I am what my age says, ans I look like my pictures. I know, shocking.
Back to the fun stuff.......
I like to trail run or cycle or some type of exercise on the weekends. (I run slowly) And I like to do it with my partner. (yes, yes, yes... coffee and morning nookie first!) So if you don't consider that a part of your weekend morning routine, I will annoy you. It wont work. Period.
And don't message me if you are drunk in all you pictures. Unless I took them. Then you probably aren't drunk, I'm just a terrible photographer. But if I took them, why are you still on a dating site?
Oh, and no trannies. Fool me once..... (ok, not really true either)
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