Hello my name is Will. I love to laugh and make others laugh. My
interests include, but are definitely not limited to, the study
of/discussion of religion, racquetball, philosophy, anthropology,
language, books, food (cooking and eating), science, yoga, how to
survive the apocalypse/zombie invasion, and music. One of the
hardest decisions in my life so far was choosing my major (I had
like 10 different things that I wanted to get into), maybe too many
things interest me, but it seems like life would be boring without
my sense of curiosity. I have a pretty dark sense of humor. I love
meeting new people and honestly I'm a bit shy but I warm up to
people quickly. Also, my Myers-Briggs designation is INFJ if you're
curious about that.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated with a B.A. in history, ask about my what my focus was
if you're interested. I'm planning on teaching in Japan at some
point in the near future, but in the meantime, I'm working on some
IT certifications. A long-term dream of mine has been to open a
bakery or coffee/tea shop... or maybe both combined into some
unholy flaky-caffeinated monstrosity. I'm probably drinking some
tea. right. now.
I’m really good at
Cooking, DIYing, I would like to say gardening... but every bonsai
I've ever planted has died (I blame the squirrels) at least the
vegetables survived :I, listening, brainstorming, telling stories,
eating with chopsticks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile and eyes.
I guess, 'cause those are the things people are always
complimenting me on, those and my handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors: Stephen King, H.P Lovecraft, James Clavell,
Charles Dickens, Glen Cook, Isaac Asimov, Mo Yan
Favorite books: The Dark Tower series, Great Expectations, The
Mountains of Madness, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, 'Memories, Dreams,
Reflections', Happiness, Shogun, Gai-jin, Foundation trilogy,
Julius Ceaser, Zhuangzi Speaks, The Stand, The Garlic Ballads. Ive
started getting back into non-fiction recently. Mostly books on
sociology, philosophy, science, etc. (just ask for
Favorite movies: The Dollar trilogy, The Shawshank Redemption,
Persona, Bond movies, Bladerunner, Ghandi, any Miyazaki film, Seven
Samurai, I love kung fu movies. I'll watch any movie with a good
plot or that makes you think.
Favorite shows: (Im not ashamed to admit that I'm a nerd) the
X-files, DS9, TNG, Twin Peaks, Ergo Proxy, Monster, GiTS, Lost, the
Twilight Zone, Frasier, Red Dwarf, South Park, Mythbusters,
Curiosity, Good Eats, Delocated and nearly anything else on
Favorite music: (shortlist) The Who, Simon and Garfunkel, Iron
maiden, Tears for Fears, Dio, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, instrumentals,
gregorian/buddhist chant, stuff along those lines but I'm always
finding new stuff that i like.
Favorite food: basically any fruit or vegetable except tomatoes.
Earl Grey tea, tacos, burgers, Peking duck, vermicelli, dunkin
The six things I could never do without
2. A clear night sky (hopefully with minimal light pollution)
4. Fall and winter
6. I guess the internet, however cliched that is.
HM: the moon, I love that thing. I wish it had a breathable
atmosphere and I could go up there and run around.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Culture, books, the news, the Japanese language, random odd things
that I see or hear about. Helping my former English major friends
brainstorm story ideas, this usually turns into a shouting,
cross-talking storm of the century that usually ends with someone
on the floor laughing their ass off and the other scrambling for a
digital recorder or scrap of paper to record the brain-child before
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical Friday night involves going with my friends downtown to our
favorite bar, drinking a couple of beers and talking about
whatever. Board games and aimless wanderings around town may
follow. Cookie baking while watching a movie or a TV show isn't out
of the question either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ive been told that the tortoise is my spirit animal. Other than
that most people are surprised when I say I was adopted, doesn't
bother me, though.
You should message me if
If you'd like to watch a show together on skype, or grab a coffee
You need someone to play racquetball or go to the gym with.
I am trying to look for a serious relationship here, but I'm not
opposed to some new friends. I love meeting and talking with people
about anything, regardless! :D