I guess it basically starts with the photos. If you didn't like those, you won't be reading this! But hey, I'm an optimist, so let's just assume you fancy a read!
Well, obviously I'm handsome, charming & absolutely hilarious.
I have no photos of me holding up a large fish. (That is unless I happened to have been placing it next to some chips & someone took a photo I don't know about!)
I can play the guitar & dance salsa. I'm a bit of a romantic on the side, I have a kitchen & I ain't afraid to use it & I've mastered a few other rudimentary skills like putting the toilet seat down.
I have two beautiful daughters (16 & 18. We couldn't agree on names so we decided to number them instead.) They live with their mum & spend every other weekend with me.
I don't take myself too seriously but I won't play games with your feelings.
Well, if you got this far & you'd like to know more, you should definitely drop me a line. Or just say "hi". Or click the little star thingy, wave from the rooftops or maybe send up a smoke signal. After all, I'm not a bloody mind reader!
As I always say, "you miss 100% of the chances you don't take".
Well, I don't always say it. That would be silly.