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23 Henderson, NV Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 25
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I've grown a soft spot in my heart for Southern girls. Don't know what it is, but it's really appealing to me. I'm driving all over the country now so it's going have to be long distance for a little while.

I'm a geeky, awkward, sarcastic, sometimes rude (without realizing it), guy with a morbid sense of humor.

I'm normally pretty blunt and straight forward with my thoughts. It offends people sometimes, but what can I say? I don't like to sugar coat things.

I want a girl with more than a pretty face. Looks are good and all, but a girl who lacks a brain is just a waste of time to me. I'm an information sponge and I would like a girl that's similar. One that's tech savvy and good with her hands is a HUGE plus to me. Someone uptight with no sense of humor won't last long w/ me.

I don't smoke or do any drugs, but I do enjoy the occasional drink.

I've been a "dork" all my life and when I'm a relationship w/ a good girl my sweet side comes out.

More about me:

I'm a former criminal justice and IT major, love food, love machines of war and guns. I do the most random things at the most random times. I sleep in often and am more comfortable at night than in the day. I love the cold, and have a spot in my heart for wet burritos and mecha anime.
What I’m doing with my life
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Driving around the country in a semi truck.

Playing Video Games

Watching Anime

Lazing around
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things

Making people laugh.

The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a crude sense of humor.

I talk fast.

I get really awkward when nervous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not really too much into books. I prefer to read things on the net, or watch things on Netflix. Xp (I can read)

SWAT, Children of Men, Resident Evil: Apocolypse, Star Trek (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), The Truman Show, Silent Hill, The Room, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Braveheart, Police Academy (all of them), Monty Python's Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, Space Balls, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Speed, Minority Report, Star Trek (All of them) Pretty much anything Disney / Pixar, 50 First Dates, Full Metal Jacket, Tears Of The Sun, Most things comic related, And many others

Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Married w/ Children, King of the Hill, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, Dexters Lab, Power Puff Girls (dont hate), Gundam Wing, G-Gundam, Gundam 08th MS Team, Stargate (SG-1, Atlantis), Dragon Ball Z, Megas XLR, The Boondocks, Star Trek (TNG, Voyager), How It's Made, How Do They Do It, Mythbusters, Tripping The Rift, Most things educational, many cartoons, a few oldschool sitcoms.

I'm a bit of a music retard. I know what I like and what I don't like, but I have trouble putting a name on it. I know at least that I'm generally a 3 Doors Down fan, Linkin Park, Offspring, Nickelback (dont hate)... I've recently become fascinated with Weezer. I enjoy rock music, soft rock, classic rock, a little electronica, oldies, classics, country and such. I really dont like reggae or rap. New popular culture songs, its hit and miss but generally I dont like them until they get caught in my head.

I love meat, cheese, sour cream, olives, assorted soups, mexican food, italian food, asian food, good food, crappy food, pretty food, ugly food. All food... I haven't had a chance to try many vegetarian / vegan dishes but I'm up for the experience.

Metal Gear (All of them), Resident evil (all but 5, 4 is iffy), SOCOM 2, SOCOM Confrontation (before the hacks), HAWX 2, Ace Combat (All of them), F.E.A.R. (original for PC), Call Of Duty series (all of them, even the non-online ps2 and ps1 games), Valkyria Chronicles, Fallout 3

Gunslinger Girl, Claymore, Gundam (all but 00, Seed, and Turn A), Elfen Leid, High School Of The Dead, Full Metal Panic (2nd Raid, Fumoffu), DBZ, Strain: Strategic Armored Infantry, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Code Geass, Trigun, Gunbuster, Martian Successor: Nadesico, Blue Gender, Neon Genesis: Evangelion, Zoids (Chaotic Century, New Century), Girls & Panzer, Knights of Sedonia, Cowboy Bebop, and starting on Gurren Lagann, Angelic Layer, Gargantia of the Verdurous Planet, Broken Blade, Mezzo.

My weakness is CHILI FRIES and NACHOS...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Laptop - Lenovo Y50 Touch

Comedy - I need laughs in my life. Life without laughter isn't worth living.

My PS1, PS2, PS3, and PS4 - Video Games and Netflix yo... (Unfortunately they're in storage right now while i'm out and about)

My Cell Phone - Other lifeline to the world

My Tools - I HAVE to build things, and fix things...

Chili Fries - Delicious food of the gods...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my future self will handle life.

Nature and how peaceful and beautiful it is compared to this sea of asphalt and concrete I reside in now.

Where to barricade myself, and how to fight back in the event of a zombie apocolypse. (Seriously, I've spent weeks planning that shit out before, Xp)

Where this path will take me in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, Skyping, Texting, or watching cartoons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love motorcycles and miss my CBR 600.

Clowns freak me out... Especially sad looking ones.

I can't dance to save my life.
You should message me if
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You think I'm the sort of random guy that catches your interest.

You are petite and have nice eyes.

You're a gamer.

If you are a cosplayer. :D