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24 Arlington, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 9:42pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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So a neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and asks the bartender, "How much?" The bartender just gives him a look and says, "For you, no charge."

Haha, that was terrible.

Anyway, humor is a pretty important thing to me. More than anything else, a good laugh is how you can make fun times better and take the edge off of a bout of depression.

Besides that I try to keep active with martial arts, I've been teaching my style for around five years now, and dancing whenever I can find the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well I'm moving further South than I've ever lived before for a new job. Besides that, I'm active physically, mostly martial arts and weightlifting, along with working on my writing in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The thing I'm best at is most likely martial arts, specifically longsword. I'm pretty good at halberd, sword and board, ax, and two weapon as well.

Cooking is also something that I really enjoy, particularly experimenting with new flavors. Though that doesn't always work out, I still can't make a spicy cake good as an example.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice carries really well and I tend to speak a lot, but if you see me first probably height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ghost in the Shell, The Venture Bros, Archer, Better Off Ted, Dr. Horrible, The West Wing

Jim Butcher, Travis Taylor, Tamora Pierce

Books/Book Series:
The Salvation War, The Deed of Paksenarion, Anansi Boys, Ciaphas Cain, Parahumans: Worm, Ra

Jonathan Coulton, Epica, Emilie Autumn, Bloodhound Gang, Blink 182, Shaggy, Smash Mouth, Streetlight Manifesto, The Offspring, Eminem, Tom Lehrer, Krypteria, Eve 6, Kajiura Yuki, Rammstein, Sahashi Toshihiko, Aamranthe, Gamma Ray, System of a Down

Actual Mexican anything, Thai anything, Turkish meat dishes, Bread(All sorts and flavors, though a bit of a preference toward wholegrain), Bison- The best type of meat I've eaten.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Social Activity- I'm really at my happiest when I'm talking with someone, either through electronics or in person. Though the later is preferred.
Food- Without food I would have nothing to cook. It would be horrible.
The internet- A giant data storage engine with social interaction added on.
RSS feeds- For making the internet organized.
Music- Sort of self-explanatory. A silent world is a sad world.
Sleep- Sleep is wonderful, though I frequently find myself annoyed at how often I have to do it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. The world is in a very interesting state and the evolution of technology, combined with the political actions relating to it, will cause drastic changes within the next decade. I spend a lot of time thinking about this.

Besides that I also spent a lot of time world-building for the various stories I'm writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Discussing philosophy and politics with my friends.

Also exploring downtown Arlington. I moved recently and there's still so much to find.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll watch porn at random times or with friends because I find it hilarious. It's so unrealistic and silly that you can't help, but laugh.
You should message me if
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If you know which is bigger, the Earth or the Sun. Seriously, I can't believe how useful a question this is.... or how unfortunately necessary. It's actually a bit depressing to think about.

More seriously, message me if you think we'd have fun talking. Yes this includes gay guys, gay girls, and bi guys. I may not be attracted to you, or you to me in potentially any of these cases, but having more people to talk to is always fun.