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SoEasilyConfused

28 M San Mateo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Somewhere in San Francisco a haggard old woman waved me down on the street. She clutched my hand and explained in hushed tones that I have a tremendous aura and am destined for greatness, or some such thing like that. Telling me about the colors of my personality
and passion she insisted that I have to find out what I'm meant to
do for man kind. Eventually she tried to persuade me down a dark
alley for a deeper spiritual reading. That was about the time I
decided my aura and I would be wise to head a direction seperate
from her... I, apparently, have a tremendous aura. Who knew?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being extremely busy mostly. Trying to successfully split my time between going back to school, getting my own business off the ground, and a hectic management job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending way too long researching things that have little to no benefit or impact on my life.

Putting things back together with no extra pieces. Except the ones it didn't really need. Probably.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Wild hair, crazy eyes, strange tan lines on feet. Why do people always notice shoes/feet so quickly?

I've been told it's that I look like Bob Dylan. I guess I can see that in some of his pictures.
If I had a dollar for every time someone said I look like Matthew Mcconaughey... God I hate that guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Only the nerdiest and high school curriculum...iest... books. Honestly I'm much more likely to be reading a text book or some 'how-to' sort of deal than I am to be going over Dostoevsky again. I love to read but I find I've been having trouble making the time to sit down and, well, make the time. That said I will almost always have an audio book on whenever I'm driving.

Movies: Moulin Rouge and My Fair Lady. (No joke.) I watch a lot of movies, and there are very few that I don't like. Odds are that unless it's a dance competition movie I will love it. Exception of Breakin 2. That's just good ol' fashioned fun.

TV: Arrested Development, Archer, Always Sunny, Just about anything with 'Star' in the title, Futurama, Top Gear UK, Doctor Who, Stella, Party Down, Bored to Death, Venture Bros, Misfits, Jeeves and Wooster, so on and so forth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to go. / If my car can make it across the country.

Which hobby I can afford to pour just a little bit more money and time into without my wallet/girlfriend strangling me in my sleep.

Just how my neighbors roosters know exactly when it hits four am to start crowing. I swear, it even follows daylight savings time. (thankfully this one is about five hundred miles away now.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ah geez. I don't know. Most likely pissing off my neighbors by building something silly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first three or four pictures listed on my facebook are of me in a dress. Multiple dresses actually.

Oh, and I look damn good in them
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like someone to go on unplanned and ill prepared trips with.

You can teach me something awesome, or mundane.