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SoberCannibal

29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to Wikipedia, I'm a Canadian magician. In actuality, I'm a writer who used to do magic shows when I was nine at $15 a pop.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, managing a restaurant, learning how to use a camera.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The reading and writing thing, hopefully. Also, not putting my elbows on tables while I eat, making a water droplet sound by flicking my cheek, avoiding debt, and playing "The Entertainer" on the piano.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My affability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Moby-Dick, Lolita, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, The Corrections, Cassandra at the Wedding, True Grit (book), The Last Picture Show, The Princess Bride, The Princess Bride (the book as well), Paper Moon, The Iron Giant, Beetlejuice, Groundhog Day, The Fly, The Thing, The Sopranos, Mad Men, Good Wife, Friday Night Lights, LCD Soundsystem, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Unicorns, anything Motown (gotta admit my love for the Ronettes and Supremes), FOOD.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, a cat named Moze, contact lenses (or better eyes), a dream of acquiring moon shoes, something to write on and with, healthy debate and conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the song "All My Friends" (too much time); whether or not I'll ever be able to touch my toes; if there's an Eternal Return version of this planet where I'm exactly the same, except I'm best friends with Denver the Last Dinosaur; if I'll ever really enjoy playing with action figures again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends or in with me. Or working, I'm likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I wake up and the first thing I do is watch a movie. Ridiculous.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You express yourself, and like expressive people. You're passionate, interested, earnest, you read, and you like themed Russian nesting dolls.