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My self-summary
Immaculately sourced and researched article on the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.

I'm a successful creative type who's gonna climb to the top of the world, and doesn't want to make that climb alone. I'm looking for a mind at work.
What I’m doing with my life
Not throwing away my shot.

I'm a fantasy novelist, a skilled cook, and a brazen ukulele bandit. Someday, I want to be a gentleman detective.

My first book's out this summer, so right now a lot of my life is about gearing up for that whole thing.
I’m really good at
Making up imaginary people
Having those imaginary people go on crazy adventures
Mixing drinks
Dad jokes
Remembering things that are neither practical nor useful
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
At the moment, I should probably just delete this whole section and replace it with "HAMILTON" over and over again. But:

Books: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

Comics: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Hiromu Arakawa.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Cutthroat Kitchen.

Cartoons: Steven Universe, The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Music: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

Food: Chili, bourbon, sushi.

Personal heroes: Henry Rollins, Alton Brown, the Twelfth Doctor.
The six things I could never do without
Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happens when you walk past someone on the street. That person will go on to visit places that will mean something different to them, pursue their own passions and hobbies you'll never know about, and enjoy them all with friends and family you'll never meet.

And to that person, you, who have all those things in your own life, are just someone they walked past on the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying like an everyday normal twentysomething human man in the big city! Definitely not solving mysteries and fighting ghosts.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit is
My friends and I have a Christmas tradition where every year we gather together and record a punk album in forty-eight hours.
You should message me if
You want me to fight your seven evil exes.