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SociallySane

26 Valley Village, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're interested, I've got one thing to say to you:

Hi, Interested. I'm Paul.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a novelist.

(No, seriously. I'm a real one, not just a dude with a working copy of MS Word.)

Right now, I'm editing book one, finishing book two, researching book three, and forgetting all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity. There are few things I fear more in this world than phone calls from my editor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being as swift as a coursing river
-Possessing the force of a great typhoon
-Having the strength of a raging fire
-Subverting expectations and disappointing everyone

I also have black belts in cooking, dad jokes, and pissing off the patriarchy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In the interest of time, I'll give you three of each:

Books: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

Comics: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Warren Ellis.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Orphan Black, Hannibal.

Cartoons: Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Music: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

Food: Chili, bourbon, sandwiches of all kinds.

Personal heroes: Henry Rollins, Alton Brown, Twelfth Doctor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when you walk past someone on the street. That person will go on to visit places that will mean something different to them, pursue their own passions and hobbies you'll never know about, and enjoy them all with friends and family you'll never meet.

And to that person, you, who have all those things yourself, are just someone they walked past on the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.

In: torturing my readers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.