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26 Valley Village, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:28pm
Asian, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Chicagoan, a fact which will become eminently clear if we ever get pizza together. I also lived in New York for a good while...which will become eminently clear if we ever get pizza together.

Also, I have this superpower where I basically don't sleep, which is cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a fantasy novelist. Right now, I'm editing book one, finishing book two, researching book three, and forgetting all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity.

I also front a band. We're the best artist in our entire genre, which is "punk rock covers of songs from Adventure Time."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Trivia, unless it's about sportsball. Being a pungeon master. Cooking, because if one must eat, one should eat well, right?

I also beatbox. I'm not saying I'm good at it; what I am saying is that I'm really good at not giving a fuck about how bad I am at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I consume entirely too much culture for my own good, so these lists could go on forever. So with that in mind, I'll give you three of each:

BOOKS: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

COMICS: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Warren Ellis.

MOVIES: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Justified, Hannibal.

CARTOONS: Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

MUSIC: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

FOOD: Chili, bourbon, sandwiches of all kinds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when you walk past someone on the street. That person will go on to visit places that will mean something different to them, pursue their own passions and hobbies you'll never know about, and enjoy them all with friends and family you'll never meet.

And to that person, you, who have all those things yourself, are just someone they walked past on the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.

In: torturing my readers.
You should message me if
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You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.

You want to get pizza together.