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SociallySane

25 M Valley Village, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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All I want is a woman who will believe in me and encourage me to murder my way to the Scottish throne.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write books. My first one comes out in August of 2015. Whether you date me or not, you should totally buy it.

When not panicking about the ways my editor has broken my soul, I enjoy cooking, doing nerdy things, plotting to destroy our systemic patriarchy from within, and playing my ukulele.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
beginning stories with, "Well, back when I lived in Chicago/Brooklyn..."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Whoa! I didn't know you had a tattoo!"*

*Only applies when naked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: My book

Movie: The movie adaptation of my book

Music: The soundtrack to my book's movie adaptation

TV: Doctor Who

Food: My book
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write on
Something to write with
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we're all just blips on each other's radar. You walk past someone, and they're just someone you walked past. But that person goes on to have an entire day where they interact with a whole network of people you'll never know and visit places that mean something completely different to them than they do to you. And you, who have all those things in your own life, are just someone they walked past.

UPDATE: Apparently, there's a word for that: "sonder." Who knew?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.
In: torturing my readers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Slytherin, a DnD player, and the lead singer of a band that only does punk rock covers of songs from Adventure Time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to be queen of Scotland.