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25 Valley Village, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Asian, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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All I want is a woman who will believe in me and encourage me to murder my way to the Scottish throne.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write fantasy novels. My first one hits shelves next year.

When not panicking about my editor's latest email, I enjoy cooking, plotting to destroy our systemic patriarchy from within, and playing my ukulele.
I’m really good at
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not finishing what I
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Why are you singing and dancing, SociallySane? And why is everyone else on the street copying your moves and singing backing harmonies for you? Did you guys rehearse this?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: My book

Movie: The movie adaptation of my book

Music: The soundtrack of the movie adaptation of my book

TV: Doctor Who

Food: My book
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write on
Something to write with
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we're all just blips on each other's radar. You walk past someone, and they're just someone you walked past. But that person goes on to have an entire day where they interact with a whole network of people you'll never know and visit places that mean something completely different to them than they do to you. And you, who have all those things in your own life, are just someone they walked past.

UPDATE: Apparently, there's a word for that: "sonder." Who knew?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.
In: torturing my readers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Slytherin, a DnD player, and the lead singer of a band that only does indie-rock covers of songs from Adventure Time.
You should message me if
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you want to be queen of Scotland.