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SociallySane

26 Valley Village, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Chicagoan, a fact which will become eminently clear if we ever get pizza together. I also lived in New York for a good while...which will become eminently clear if we ever get pizza together. A spectral analysis would reveal I'm made almost entirely out of condensed enthusiasm and pop cultural ephemera. Also, I have this superpower where I basically don't sleep, which is cool. Basically, I'm the kind of guy who can use tiny details to Sherlock how a person's day went, but spend ten minutes looking for the pair of glasses I'm already wearing.

I used to put a bunch of pithy one-liners up here that were designed to show you girls how goddamn clever I am, but I've gotten pretty burned out on irony. I've been trying to embrace sincerity more lately, and I've ended up liking this version of me a lot more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fantasy novelist. Right now I'm finishing edits on book one, drafting book two, researching book three, and forgetting about all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity.

There is very little I won't do in the hopes of writing about it later.

When not panicking about my latest email from my editor, I enjoy playing my ukulele, picking up random new hobbies, plotting to destroy our society's toxic patriarchy from within, and cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Trivia, unless it's about sportsball. Being a pungeon master. Cooking, because if one must eat, one should eat well, right?

I also beatbox. I'm not saying I'm good at it; what I am saying is that I'm really good at not giving a fuck about how bad I am at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I consume entirely too much culture for my own good, so these lists could go on forever. So with that in mind, I'll give you three of each:

BOOKS: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

COMICS: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Warren Ellis.

MOVIES: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Justified, Hannibal.

CARTOONS: Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

MUSIC: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

FOOD: Chili, bourbon, sandwiches of all kinds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to compress my thoughts into 140 characters or less. #nailedit

How the above hashtag can alternately read as "nailed it" or "nail edit."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.

In: torturing my readers.
You should message me if
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You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.

You want to get pizza together.