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SociallySane

26 Valley Village, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're interested, I've got one thing to say to you:

Hi, Interested. I'm Paul.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fantasy novelist. Right now, I'm editing book one, finishing book two, researching book three, and forgetting all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity.

I also front a band. We're the best artist in our entire genre, which is "punk rock covers of songs from Adventure Time."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being as swift as a coursing river
-Possessing the force of a great typhoon
-Having the strength of a raging fire
-Subverting expectations and disappointing everyone

I also have black belts in cooking, dad jokes, and pissing off the patriarchy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In the interests of time, I'll give you three of each:

BOOKS: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

COMICS: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Warren Ellis.

MOVIES: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Orphan Black, Hannibal.

CARTOONS: Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

MUSIC: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

FOOD: Chili, bourbon, sandwiches of all kinds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when you walk past someone on the street. That person will go on to visit places that will mean something different to them, pursue their own passions and hobbies you'll never know about, and enjoy them all with friends and family you'll never meet.

And to that person, you, who have all those things yourself, are just someone they walked past on the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: torturing my brain cells.

In: torturing my readers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.