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SociallySane

26 Valley Village, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

My self-summary

Novelist, Slytherin, and manic pixie dream boy. My hobbies include:
-going up to hipsters and their Asian girlfriends and pretending to be their son from the future
-lying about my hobbies
-recursive lists of three

I'm a Chicago expat who spent a long stretch in Brooklyn. I knew LA had its hooks in me when I got to work early one morning and realized I was annoyed I'd only gotten sixteen minutes of podcast-listening time.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now, I'm editing my first book, finishing my second, researching my third, forgetting all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity, and living in constant fear of my publisher finding this profile.

I'm also:
-an amateur ukuleleist
-an enthusiastic lender of books
-the frontman to a punk band in a very specific subgenre
-the possessor of the rare Cool Day Job
-on a mission to eat an animal for every letter of the alphabet
-obsessed with old-timey things, menswear, giant robots, and Canada

I’m really good at

-Being as swift as a coursing river
-Possessing the force of a great typhoon
-Having the strength of a raging fire
-Subverting expectations

I also have black belts in cooking, dad jokes, and pissing off the patriarchy.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

In the interests of time, I'll give you three of each:

Books: Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling, William Shakespeare.

Comics: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Brian K. Vaughan, Warren Ellis.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Ocean's Eleven, Kill Bill.

TV: Arrested Development, Orphan Black, Hannibal.

Cartoons: Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Music: Social Distortion, The Replacements, The Ramones.

Food: Chili, bourbon, sandwiches of all kinds.

Personal heroes: Henry Rollins, Alton Brown, Twelfth Doctor.

The six things I could never do without

Something to write with
Something to write on
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What happens when you walk past someone on the street. That person will go on to visit places that will mean something different to them, pursue their own passions and hobbies you'll never know about, and enjoy them all with friends and family you'll never meet.

And to that person, you, who have all those things yourself, are just someone they walked past on the street.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out: torturing my brain cells.

In: torturing my readers.

You should message me if

You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.

The two of us

All questions

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)