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26 Valley Village, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:16pm
Asian, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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A Chicagoan-turned-Brooklynite-turned-Angeleno whose optimistic streak makes Candide look like Eeyore.

Curious, extroverted, loquaciously sesquipedalian, and in possession of far, far too much trivia knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a novelist. So when someone on here self-deprecatingly calls her longish profile a "novel," I just sort of go, "Psssh."

Currently, I'm doing final edits on book one, drafting book two, researching book three, and forgetting all those deadlines the moment a puppy enters my vicinity.

When not panicking about my publisher's latest email (which is often), I enjoy cooking, plotting to destroy our systemic patriarchy from within, and playing my ancient family heirloom ukulele.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being as swift as a coursing river
Possessing the force of a great typhoon
Having the strength of a raging fire
Subverting expectations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Why are you singing and dancing, SociallySane? And why is everyone else on the street copying your moves and singing backing harmonies for you? Wait, did you guys rehearse this?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pages: Gaiman, Doyle, Vaughan, O'Malley, Martin, Chandler, Fraction, Shakespeare, Poe, Butcher, Rowling x1000, and also me.

Scenes: Tarantino, Wright, and almost anything animated. The Princess Bride and Ocean's Eleven are perfect movies.

Tracks: Punk rawk. I like the dissonance between my clean-cut appearance and fire-breathing insides.

Episodes: If it's got magic, spaceships, monsters, or was canceled before its time, chances are I love it.

Meals: Chili, whiskey, Spanish omelets, martinis, everything bagels, garlic bread, sushi. Sriracha on all of it. Even the martinis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write on
Something to write with
Something to write about
Something to write for
And something to write.

Also, beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we're all just blips on each other's radar. You walk past someone, and they're just someone you walked past. But that person goes on to have an entire day where they interact with a whole network of people you'll never know and visit places that mean something completely different to them than they do to you. And you, who have all those things in your own life, are just someone they walked past.

Apparently, the word for that is "sonder."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In: torturing my readers.
Out: torturing my brain cells.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Slytherin, the proud owner of some sweet skull-pattern pajamas, and the lead singer of a band that only does indie-rock covers of songs from Adventure Time.
You should message me if
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You want me to beat up your seven evil exes.