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SolarJoe

33 M North Miami Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm as serious about politics as I am about sports...but I don't take myself too seriously so it all works out. I will tell you how I feel and expect the same in return. I try and stay as active as possible to keep my inner laziness in check. I also don't put too much stock into these profiles, besides I'm much better in person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm doing a lot of things with my life. Mainly trying to enjoy every moment as much as I can. I've been in the gym a lot the last couple of years. The result of a wake up call after not having been very active my entire life - it catches up with you eventually. As far as work goes, I'm what they call, "a hustler," but not in a bad way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making scrambled eggs. seriously, just ask for some.
(Update: I'm leaving this up here although I realize it may not be as platonic as I had originally intended it to sound)
The first things people usually notice about me
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my friend's six year old son said "I like you're laugh, it's weird" after I met him for the first time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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3 books pretty much shaped my life in the early teenage years and have stuck with me throughout: "Siddhartha," "The Alchemist," and "Jonathan Livingston Seagull." Maybe a little cheesy, but highly recommended reading for anyone trying to figure their sh*t out. Since then its been a ton of nonfiction, mostly political and current events stuff, zzzzzzz...but lately I've been warming up to the fiction side of things. Last good book I've read was "This is How You Lose Her" by Junot Diaz which was pretty friggin awesome to be honest with you.

Not a huge movie buff but I make up for it through my guilty addiction to binge watching all these shows that have come out in the past few years.

Music is like, wow, man. I guess I'll listen to anything but I'm picky at the same time. I have hip hop, classic rock, and some hipster indie crap my friends keep trying to get me to listen to, all mashed on to my Ipod. I have some form of music pretty much on all the time throughout the day so it really depends on where my head is at the moment.

I'm a big fan of food. Seriously, its good stuff. I've been around food my whole life- worked the cash register at my parents' deli by age 9, learned how to efficiently chop hundreds of cucumbers and tomatoes at my first restaurant kitchen gig, and watched The Food Network before it was cool. I try to keep it really clean and healthy now. Lot's of grilled chicken, broccoli, and sweet potatoes!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A/C, internet, the beach, my inner circle of friends and family, love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting as good at life as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The answer is boring but real: going to bed early to be able to get up in time for work on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once overheard my best friend's dad, um, pleasuring himself
You should message me if
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you're laid back and want to grab some coffee or an alcoholic beverage