SolidJake81
34 Irving, TX
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My self-summary
I like dinosaurs and a fair amount of things you probably think are for dorks.

I have a full-time job, my own house, my own car and I'm putting myself through college. I don't play games and I don't manipulate people to get what I want. If you're tired of dating shitheads then you should message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying to be a paleontologist.
I’m really good at
Beating up street toughs, teaching life lessons and turning delinquents into honor students.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm funny. I have a pretty dark sense of humor and sometimes my shyness causes me to get really quiet but I assure you I will make you laugh eventually! Unless you have a stick in your ass or something...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Clockwork Orange, Dark Tower series, The Matador series, and anything by Jack Horner.

Movies: Blade Runner, Pee-wee's Big Adventures, Aliens, Raising Arizona

I also enjoy watching terrible movies like The Room, Roadhouse or Vampire's Kiss.

Shows: I used to watch a lot of TV shows then I realized how much time I was wasting when I would get absorbed in them. Now I just watch things like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, MST3K and Beavis and Butt-Head and Futurama. Shows you can jump into pretty much anywhere in the series and understand what is going on without having to commit to the series from the beginning.

Well except for Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is awesome.

Music: I gravitate mostly to rock music. My favorite bands and Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Alice in Chains, Ministry, Pantera and other bands from the 90's. I also like Peter Gabriel and Prince a lot.

Food: Anything Asian, especially sushi, and pizza. I will eat pretty much anything but those are my favorites.

I like video games a lot even though I play them significantly less than I used to. I'm more of a fan of the older 16-bit era stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Robocop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've given this a lot of thought and I think that if I could have any super power it would be the power to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead and make him do a movie where he basically just beats the shit out of like two hundred kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home with my nose buried in a science book as of late...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not into sports. Not even a little.
You should message me if
Do not message me if you're think you're a princess or you're easily offended. I don't have time for that shit.

Otherwise, if you like what you've read so far and think you'd like to get to know me then go right ahead and message away.
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